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Song Parodies -> "All of the Mice"

Original Song Title:

"All of the Lights"

Original Performer:

Kanye West ft. Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"All of the Mice"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A home has been invaded by a gajillion mice! If only more than one person took this seriously!
All of the mice (all of the mice, all of the mice, all of the mice)
The mice, the mice (all of the mice, all of the mice)

Got lots of mice in here, buddy
In deep shite if we cannot fix this
Got lots of mice in here, buddy
What's not to believe? I know you've seen ev'rything
I know you've seen all of the mice
Barred from our damn job
All of the mice, all of the mice
Need a solution, not just sayin' "What?" (all of the mice, all of the mice)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
It's a problem that we need to be addressin' soon-like
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're ignorin' it, all that I want is an answer why

Three days gone, road trip's the best
Home's become a rodent's nest
Those little jerks have chewed to shreds
Both linens fine and all our bread
Destroyed our home, well, it's still there
Still standin' straight but now it's all bare
But as I cry, seems you're in a state of glee
Why are you takin' notes on the biodiversity (all of the mice)?

Small mice, fat mice, round mice
Grown mice, fleet mice (all of the mice, all of the mice)
Black mice, brown mice, stout mice
Grey mice, cheeky mice (all of the mice, all of the mice)
Got lots of mice in here, buddy
Fight or flight? Hang on, neither? What's this?
Got lots of mice in here, buddy
Not that hard to see, the problem is ev'rythin'
That's comin' with all of the mice

I stare in horror at the disorder
That's come from all the rat-brothers breakin' through the border
That is the foundation, should've been stronger
Thought I sealed all the cracks, guess I missed a stopper
Now our home base, full to the brim
With things that I want to see squished
Don't act so sappy to me, please
You know I sided with Tom over that asshole Jerry (all of the mice)

Stomp mice, splat mice, chop mice
Throw mice, bleed mice (all of the mice, all of the mice)
Whack mice, crush mice, thump mice
Maul mice, hate those mice (all of the mice, all of the mice)
Got lots of mice in here, buddy
Teary eyes won't change my mind 'bout this
Got lots of mice in here, buddy
As cute as they seem? Not when they eat ev'rythin'
Change how you see all of the mice

Don't deny, buddy
That these shits have gotta go, yeah
You can cry, mate
But they ate my shoes, you know
Don't you try, buddy
To lecture 'bout diets, no, yeah
Because I hate
All of your excuses, so

Please stop actin' like a lame crocodile
I know you're fakin' tears 'bout how I'm not actin' nice
They might be cute and fuzzy, won't deny
'But the sheer amount of 'em must be crossin' the line
It has to be crossin' the line
Cause this ain't Ratatouille, right
This isn't Ratatouille, right
Dumbass, ain't Ratatouille, right

Got lots of mice in here, buddy
You can cry, but I've gotta fix this
Got lots of mice in here, buddy
You know what we need, life ain't fair 'bout ev'rythin'
We cannot keep all of the mice

Ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ho-oh
I tried to tell ya, but all you could say was "Aww!"
Ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ho-oh
I tried to tell ya, but all you could say was "D'aww!"
Ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ho-oh
I tried to tell ya, but all you could say was "N'aww!"
Ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ho-oh
Stop freakin' at the word "exterminate"

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh

For once it's not technical limitations that disallow me from putting every vocalist in the "Original Performer Name" slot, it's just that only Rihanna got credited. I guess "Kanye West ft. Rihanna, John Legend, The-Dream, Elly Jackson, Alicia Keys, Fergie, Kid Cudi, Elton John & Drake" would be a bit much...didn't stop "Champions" from being credited to "Kanye West, Gucci Mane, Big Sean, 2 Chainz, Travis Scott, Yo Gotti, Quavo & Desiigner", though.

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