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Song Parodies -> "Blow Your Find (Ha)"

Original Song Title:

"Blow Your Mind (Mwah)"

Original Performer:

Dua Lipa

Parody Song Title:

"Blow Your Find (Ha)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

No news scoop for you!
What have you got there? It looks hot
Sorry to say, it's now mine
Gonna publish and steal the clicks
Not gonna get the by-line
You can say you hate me, that I'm lazy, too lazy
I'm not gonna change much, you'll read same-y, too same-y
That's right, hey!

Sure it's just goin' on my blog but all the credit's still mine
Not that much of a bandwidth hog but traffic will sure be high
You might try to argue that it isn't right
But I don't really give a toss, guaranteed, I will blow your find, ha
Will look like you're the guy who's a thief online
Guaranteed, I will blow your find, ha
Because I want the hype of your scoop, that's right
Guaranteed, I will blow your find, ha

Clout will be had by me, so rad
And you'll be left feelin' low
I'll have the floor, might have a store
For merch to brand me as un-slow
Should've been more hasty to restrain me, restrain me
Or to post your take but now you've saved me, you've saved me
Some time, hey!

It's not the biggest news you've got but all the credit's still mine
Absolute breakin' news, it's not, I still want my own by-line
You seem kinda confused, your eyebrow is high
But I see no reason to stop, guaranteed, I will blow your find, ha
Will look like you're the guy who's a thief online
Guaranteed, I will blow your find, ha
Because I want the hype of your scoop, that's right
Guaranteed, I will blow your find, ha

Don't think I'm in the right but it's not a crime
Guaranteed, I will blow your find, ha (hey!)
Hang on, I see a smile on your lips, not right
I just said that I'll blow your find, hey!
I'm the one too hasty? That sounds crazy, sounds crazy
I should put my face closer? 'Cause maybe, just maybe
I'll find, hey! Gah

Crap, what I saw over your shoulder is already online
Got a date there so my own blog will be second in the line
I cannot believe you but the fault is mine
I shoulda kept my dumb mouth shut, only then could I blow your find, bah
Villain type that you'll find in lame comic tripe
Blabbed before I could blow your find, bah
And next time I could spy, you'll just minimize
Kill the chance I could blow your find, bah

This was actually the first song of Dua Lipa's that I heard. Well, about ten seconds of it (that's how I keep up with the Billboard charts, Youtube vids posting ten second clips of every song), specifically the second half of the chorus...not a good first impression, honestly. Just reminded me of #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers, which is never a good thing to be reminded of.

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