-> "Science Guarded"
Original Song Title:
"Lionhearted"
Original Performer:
Porter Robinson ft. Urban Cone
Parody Song Title:
"Science Guarded"
The Lyrics
Sneakin' in at night, tryin' to find pricey things to swipe
Gonna snoop around, let's see what we find, there's things to find
What I spy looks nice, got a little shine, a little shine
And it's the perfect size to stow right away in my bag tight
Must further snoop around, are defences tight? Or are they shite?
Oh-oh, nope, this is not half-hearted
Oh-oh, they really cared about it
Oh-oh, my bravado's discarded
Oh-oh, I won't risk my ass
Oh-oh, 'cause this is science guarded
Oh-oh, simply no way around it
Oh-oh, we'll become "dear departed"
Oh-oh, it may not look bad at all
But trust me, it's bad
So many sparkin' lights, it could shoot out rays that burn my eyes
This thing that spins 'round? Might send me sky high, send me sky high
I could break a glass box, slink 'round laser sights, 'round laser sights
But the crap that surrounds this thing? It's a sight to melt behinds (oh, ayy!)
May look a bit half-hearted (ayy!)
Like they don't care about it (ayy!)
But ev'rything was charted (ayy!)
To make me skip that
It's super science guarded
There's no damn way around it
Atoms will soon be parted
No longer alive at all
Or just neutralise my balls
I'm really glad I spotted that it was science guarded
To have this all concocted means that they care about it
Other things worth abscondin' with that aren't science guarded
That's wisdom worth impartin' before things go bad
This method ain't half-hearted
Weird-ass gadgets surroundin'
The pricey thing we're wantin'
We won't get that at all
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