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Song Parodies -> "Pinocchio (A Quite a Long Nose)"

Original Song Title:

"Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves)"

Original Performer:

The Wombats

Parody Song Title:

"Pinocchio (A Quite a Long Nose)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When you wish upon a'll be flesh, no longer bark...wait, that's wrong, isn't it?
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

I'm sure you know this
Story's been told a thousand times
'Bout how a man makes
A puppet to be his child

Soon, he breathes, well, kinda, maybe, say
Let's not all freak 'bout the details

It's the story you all know
That bratty bark Pinocchio
Where he talks out of his arse near constantly (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
But the Blue Fairy who gave him life (ah-ah)
Gave him a tell so that ev'ry time he lied
He would have quite a long nose, maybe with leaves (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Depends on how one does the scene

Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

Talking cricket
Reminds the boy "Don't be a dick"
Gets death by mallet
Don't worry, it's not permanent

Yes, Disney cut that bit in their take
There's enough scenes to scar the brain

Rare to find folks who don't know
The living bark Pinocchio
Just the premise and the bloody donkey scene (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Teach the children that they should live right (ah-ah)
Not literal jackasses, now there's a fright
Oh, and the quite a long nose when he deceives (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
In pop culture, it's just those three

The monster beneath the deep sea
Brings Geppetto right back to his seed
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Now a real boy, yes, it's so
No longer bark Pinocchio
Pity all those other boys are still donkeys (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
But aside from that, it's turned out fine (ah-ah)
And also the Coachman douche won't do jail time
At least the quite a long nose will not be seen (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Let's hope the lesson sticks, we'll see

Ah-ah, ah-ah

It was complete accident calling him "that bratty bark Pinocchio" managed an internal rhyme with "back to that bar in Tokyo". Love it when that happens.

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