Ooh, the score was thirty-nine to two
My team the Sharks had done real good
The coach did his spiel, while pacing the floor
He's glad that this time I hadn't caused too much gore
But what should happen next? The coach tripped
It was more than a pants rip
Can't believe that

I broke it during half-time
'Stead of whilst scoring on the goal line
D'oh! I broke it during half-time
Oh, my pride isn't really feelin' fine
How embarassing...

(Broke it during half-time 'stead of tackling any of the scorers)

Ow! Ow! Ow!

I know a man ain't supposed to cry
Footy play'rs can't be sissified
Loss of game is now a guarantee
'Cause I'm the best in the team
But what feels worst, ain't my shin
No, my pride is broken
Why did

I break it during half-time?
And now the glory will not be mine
Could've broken it at the time
After tackling the big number 9
Humiliating...

(Broke it during half-time, now the other guys will all laugh at me)

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

People say I'm weak, when they hear the news
Hey, do you think I should move
Away and join another team?
Do my team a favour, see?
No more damaging their cred
So their cheeks will all stop turning red
All because

I broke it during half-time
Crowd won't see me past the goal line
Because I broke it during half-time
So I'll leave - would you call that a crime?
So embarassing...

(Broke it during half-time, now I'm gonna have to leave the city)

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Such a moron, I know

(Broke it during half-time, when should've done it as a tackle)

Could've moved out the way

I broke it during half-time