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Song Parodies -> "Packed Garage"
Original Song Title:
"Sabotage"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beastie Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Packed Garage"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
So you know that old joke about a watch that's so full of diamonds that you can't tell the time? Imagine that, but instead of diamonds, it's just random crap. And instead of a watch, it's a car hole.
I can't stand it, drivin' me manic
Choice of words today, ironic, mate
'Cause of the cloggin' that is in here
I can drive but stoppin' said drive? Less clear, bro
Whole lot of crap's been set aside
I cannot list 'em all though I'll try
Oh my god, this mad collage
Has filled this hole, real packed garage
Those, those, those
Those friggin' boxes that my tools come in
Lyin' around where my car should be hummin', you know
Golf bags, extra cords
And all the spare car parts I can afford
Can barely see inside of it
Full to the brim with lots of useful shit
Clearin' it would take a long montage
I need to write it down: "Clear packed garage"
Why?
Can barely see the sep'rate walls
All my sports junk in my packed garage
Spare petrol jugs in my packed garage
Boxed Christmas crud in my packed garage
Trapped Yamaha in my packed garage
I can't stand it, I'm in a panic
Wish the fact would stay inside my brain
I come home with dinner or from a bad date
Open the roller gate or whatever that thing's name
The look on my face, flies right off the handle
Get outrage clicks for some shit YouTube channel
How could it be that I forgot?
I look like such a twit, damn packed garage
Choice of words today, ironic, mate
'Cause of the cloggin' that is in here
I can drive but stoppin' said drive? Less clear, bro
Whole lot of crap's been set aside
I cannot list 'em all though I'll try
Oh my god, this mad collage
Has filled this hole, real packed garage
Those, those, those
Those friggin' boxes that my tools come in
Lyin' around where my car should be hummin', you know
Golf bags, extra cords
And all the spare car parts I can afford
Can barely see inside of it
Full to the brim with lots of useful shit
Clearin' it would take a long montage
I need to write it down: "Clear packed garage"
Why?
Can barely see the sep'rate walls
All my sports junk in my packed garage
Spare petrol jugs in my packed garage
Boxed Christmas crud in my packed garage
Trapped Yamaha in my packed garage
I can't stand it, I'm in a panic
Wish the fact would stay inside my brain
I come home with dinner or from a bad date
Open the roller gate or whatever that thing's name
The look on my face, flies right off the handle
Get outrage clicks for some shit YouTube channel
How could it be that I forgot?
I look like such a twit, damn packed garage
I wanted to put the infamous William Shatner quote about how he hated being corrected on the pronunciation of "sabotage", but I couldn't find the exact line. I would also look up to see if it was because of that incident that the rebooted movies used this very song, but that requires me to care about Star Trek.
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