So sick of spam, cloggin' up
My inbox, annoyin'
When my phone starts buzzin'
With my e-mail tone, it's hummin'
I think "What could be in store?
A friend wants to meet me at the golf course?"
Shouldn't get my hopes up like that
I just get wang-enlargin' crap

Wish that it would sta-ay away
Stop wastin' my inbox with that shi-ite, cause it's lame
Not gonna get pai-aid by Gates
You can't fool me with that utter tri-ipe, ain't no way
Go away cause you're lame
Stay away, far away

So damn sick of spam, always junk
But I hear you askin':
"If you hate this bollocks
Can't you filter out the nonsense?"
How I wish that I could sort
Out the real mail from the bullshit galore
But my spam filter's kinda crap
No matter if I mark as spam

I know you're not Fa-acebook, 'kay
Not just 'cause you didn't spell "friend" ri-ight, go away
Didn't match their la-ayout's, lame
All-in-all, it's a pathetic si-ight, far from great
Go away cause you're, cause you're, cause, cause you're, lame
Sta-ay awa-ay, far away
Not good, not good, not, not good bait

No more friggin' spam, make it stop
Please make it stop, don't send it
So sick of spam, it's all rot
Why won't it stop? I hate it
Don't want more spam, let it stop
Man, who would want more of it?
Stop sendin' spam
Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit it now

So sick of spam, yes, all kinds of spam
Fake brochure spam? Make it stop
Don't want it, stop it, stop it
Sick children spam? Foreign prince spam?
Spam-stoppin' spam? Stop it, stop it
Stop it, stop it all

No fan of spam, cause it sucks
But it just keeps comin'
Ain't no sign of stoppin'
Always tryna sell me somethin'
I know proper online stores
Random emails ain't it, that's for damn sure
Hope that my inbox lacks a cap
And real mail ain't dumped for this crap

If it does, that's cra-azy, mate
Cause deletin' spam wastes so much ti-ime, stay away
If my fears are fa-ake, that's great
But I'm gonna still waste time toni-ight makin' space

I'm sick of spam, it won't stop
Make it stop, can't stand it
Price-savin' spam? That one's junk
That store's made up, don't buy it
Fake Paypal spam? Total bunk
Cough my PIN up? Nice try, twit
All of this spam, stop it
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it
Medical spam? Not that dumb
Free check-up? Don't buy it
Free CD spam? Got no luck
I download stuff, so stuff it
Old school friend spam? Screwed that up
Don't have friends, bud, you botched it
Unflinchin' spam, quit it
Make it, make it, make it, make it stop
This is nuts

Won't abate, I'm afraid
It's all, it's all, it's, it's all lame
E-ev'ry da-ay more comes, great
Waste my, waste my, waste, waste my day
Go

Read each one, though gra-atin', mate
One of them just might upturn my li-ife, just you wait
My approach is stra-ange, true, mate
I'm not one to let a chance go by-y, that okay?
I'll admit my wa-ay is strange
Readin' all this spam just makes me qui-ite damn irate
Hope I don't go cra-azy, mate
And give in to the spam for wang si-ize, 'twould be lame