It's hard to get some sleep sometimes, it's true
Whether 'cause of awful dreams or I badly need the loo
But the other night, somethin' weird happened
Where to start when I'm relayin' is a massive head trip
So I'll just say it: the whole street was packed
With farm animals rushin' as fast as they can

I heard stompin' from a freak herd
That's right, stompin' from a freak herd
I heard stompin' from a freak herd
That's right, stompin' from a freak herd

Don't know of any farm nearby for this lot to charge from, man
But it's quite a sight (wanna take a snap) underneath street lamps (lit by old street lamps)
Tons of sheep take up the lane, lots of goats beside their kids
Pigs out their sty but brought the mess from it
It's weird as shit to see creatures from pre-school
Way outside where they belong, also just a bit cool

All that stompin' from a freak herd
Tons of stompin' from a freak herd
All that stompin' from a freak herd
Tons of stompin' from a freak herd

Has somethin' got them in a fright? Have they all gone mad?
Is it some kinda supervillainous plan?
It's not a scary horde unless you're 'fraid of
All of the beasts that your fast-food lunch is made of
I just want it to stop, I see many more miles
Of cows, it hurts, my rest has died

Stupid stompin' from a freak herd
Hate that stompin' from a freak herd
Stupid stompin' from a freak herd
Hate that stompin' from a freak herd