Computer's bein' an arse today
It's fine when playing games or watching some Let's Play's
But something that is pissing off me
Is that one tiny file is nowhere to be seen

Not hard to tell that something is gone here
Supposed to be here, but it just ain't here
The question is where the hell has it gone
My mem'ry can't be wrong, or at least I hope not

Where's that bloody file, which folder is it in, dude
Where's that bloody file, it can't be deleted, dude
I never do that in case it means I'm screwed
Without that one file, where the hell has it gone to, buddy
Without it, I'm in deep poo, buddy

I've checked ev'ry USB, mine and my mates
Not a single one of them has what I've misplaced
And I hope it hasn't been renamed
Then I'll have to open ev'ry file, such waste

I've got things that I want to achieve here
On this laptop here, my time's wasted here
Why did this damn file have to go get lost?
I feel like such a clot, think I might lose the plot

Where's that bloody file, where the hell's it pissed off to
Where's that bloody file, can't remake it from scratch, dude
It's too complex and I've forgotten bits, too
Where's that friggin' file, my minds gonna split in two

Searched through my backups, each hard drive
How could one tiny gif be so damn hard to find
Did I cut when I meant to copy
What a blunder, blunders rarely happen to me

You can't deny that something is off here
Really quite off here, could be my big fear
That I've remembered the lost file all wrong
And I've found the right one and skipped it, 'twould be dumb

Where's that bloody file, because I need it bad, dude
Where's that bloody file, it's for a project that's due
In ten minutes, it's the last thing I need, dude
Where's that feckin' file, I'm about to blow a fuse, buddy
I don't know what I can do, buddy
Cause I'm seven kinds of screwed, buddy
I need that gif of Troll 2, buddy, buddy, buddy