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Worked for three weeks, yet to cause major damage
I guess that's one reason why the whole meetin' thing happened
"Follow him 'round, don't be scared to question"
I have one: why me?
There must be someone out there smarter than me now
Qualified to show anybody new around
Where ev'ry item may be, not yet stored inside my brain-meats
So why give me all these trainees, trainees, trainees?
Their trainin' will go nowhere, this won't help 'em out
I'm sure this'll only clog up the damn aisle now
No, I'm not bein' lazy, just can't do the task you gave me
I can't handle all these trainees, trainees, trainees
Can't teach 'em much, this whole deal here is lackin'
Because there's not much I know outside cardboard box stackin'
Since I have not handled cash money
It should not be me
Look, all that I do out there is throwin' trash out (throw it out)
Haven't even shown me where the ladder is now
The top shelf's out my range, see, so I don't know why you'd make me
Teach what I know to these trainees, trainees, trainees
This has to be a joke, there's a "Psych!" comin' now
I don't even know if we bag things ourselves, how
Did things get so damn crazy that it seems a little shady
That it's me saddled with trainees, trainees, trainees?
Yeah, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (oh-oh, I can't handle trainees)
This won't work out, somethin' is suspicious
Why push this on me?
This plan of yours is out there, need to knock it down
Ev'rybody knows that the noob can't teach shit now
Your reasonin' is hazy, this is not leadership trainin'
This'll only hurt the trainees, trainees, trainees
I think that I'll head home where no-one's handin out (handin' out)
Dumb assignments, know that you'll probably sack me now
But that'll be just gravy, I don't want a boss that's crazy
Good luck dealin' with those trainees, trainees, trainees
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