Song Parodies -> "Questionnaires"

Original Song Title:

"Never There"

Original Performer:

"Questionnaires"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Young Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what? Scar: I despise guessing games...

Conversation I'm loathing
Because you asked "Guess what?"

You want me to keep guessing
Won't let me off with "What?"
Just come right out and tell me, bro
Did something with your hair?
Though I should warn you (buddy)
Buddy (prob'bly won't care)

You won't go, such persi-istance
Still guessing at your insistance
Wish this would be over qui-uickly
You do this even when I'm busy
Questionnaires
Hate questionnaires
I can't stand your incessant questionnaires
Hey!

If you're insisting on this game
I guess I'll have to play (hey)
Did you see a film yesterday?
Did you buy a new game?
Are you confessing a deep shame?
Did you see a cool play? (hey)
Were you arrested yesterday?
Does my shirt have a stain? (hey)
Well, are my guesses getting close?
Forgive my Kubrick stare
Patience is low, dude (really)
Really

Say "Guess what?" again, I'm groa-oaning
"I'm not telling" that won't stop my moaning
You may think that you're such a jo-oker
But guess what, man? My fist's getting closer
Questionnaires
Hate questionnaires
Please stop with your unending questionnaires
Questionnaires
Hate questionnaires
Despise your ever-present questionnaires
Hey!
Oh, hey
Ya-ah, hoo!

To perform a Kubrick stare: tilt head down, look up beneath eyebrows. This will show that you're really, really pissed off. Or deranged. Either way, other person is screwed.

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Matthias - November 24, 2015 - Report this comment

I thought that this one was really funny. I liked all of the questions that you asked. Only issue I had was that I wish that the person at the end of the song answered what the "Guess what?" was about. Now I'm pissed off as your character because I don't know!!!

Agrimorfee - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment

Google "youtube animaniacs survey ladies" for the perfect visual accompaniment to this.

Max Power - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment

I have 555 questions for you to answer.

Blaydeman - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment

(Artistry) this was fun, I liked the second verse with all the questions, that was a good section. LIke Matty, I think it would've been funny to finally find out what the what was. Also just being nit-picky in saying this was a guessing game, not really a questionnaire, but semantics are lame, so it's all good!

Abbott Skelding - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment

Love the original song, and I'm kinda on the fence about whether or not you should have revealed the topic he was supposed to guess about...I mean, that's the whole point of the song isn't it? Either way, guess what?! Nicely done!

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