Song Parodies -> "Party All Night"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

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Original Performer:

"Party All Night"

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The Lyrics

For the Disco/Funk round of the Parody Decathlon 2.0...can't get any more Disco than Stayin' Alive, can you?

Well, you can tell by my bleary bloodshot eyes
I'm a party man, all through the night
Music loud and beer that's cold
Partied since I turned eighteen years old

At that age it's right, it's okay
To party the night away
Ev'ry morn' I will wake up
Pants down in some old disco club

Whether it's for Easter or whether it's for Christmas
I'll party all night, party all night
And the booze I'm drinkin' won't do much for my singin'
When I party all night, party all night
Ah, ah, ah, ah, party all night, party all night
Ah, ah, ah, ah, party all niiiiii-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-ight!

Oh, now I'm drunk!

Well, when I walk into a disco
Ev'rybody yells 'Ethan! Have a Strongbow!'*
Got the stains of whiskey on my shoes
I'm a drinkin' man, and I need to puke

And I can't help it, that's my way
Of partying the night away
That's why I'm know as the man
Who can, with one gulp, drain a can

Whether it's my birthday or whether it's for New Years
I will party all night, party all night
All the booze I'm drinkin' makes me reach the conclusion
I'll be plastered all night, plastered all night
Ah, ah, ah, ah, plastered all night, plastered all night
Ah, ah, ah, ah, plastered all niiiiii-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-ight!

I'm going crazy, someone dance with me!
Somebody dance, yeah!
My moves are crazy, somebody dance, yeah!
I'm dancin' all night!

Well you can tell by the way I shake my ass
That it's by the beer that I can dance
Music LOUD with beat that pumps
So I dance around, just like a chump

And so when I 'dance', my ass sways
And you should look the other way
Because my buttcheeks vibrate
They'll hypnotize you, so they say

Whether it is summer or whether it is winter
I will party all night, party all night
And the booze I'm drinkin' ain't gonna stop me dancin'
I'll be dancin' all night, dancin' all night
Ah, ah, ah, ah, dancin' all night, dancin' all night
Ah, ah, ah, ah, dancin' all niiiiii-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-ight!

I'm going crazy, someone dance with me!
Somebody dance, yeah!
My moves are crazy, somebody dance, yeah!
I'll party all night!

(Repeat to fade)

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God...

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Agrimorfee - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment

(Dec2) Great tune, great parody. Tightly constructed in the "All the booze I'm drinkin'" lines. Risky move having the 1st line of the chorus not internally rhyme, but you pulled it off.

Matthias - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Loved all of it! Very funny! And I could actually picture you at the Disco pantless dancing (And trust me it isn't a pretty image). I only have one problem and that's, " 'Ethan! Have a Strongbow!' That kinda confused me....

bobpiecheese - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment

Sorry, Matty, forgot to add a postscript explaining what the hell that was on about. Strongbow is a brand of beer. My Dad drinks it, but only occasionally.

Jeff Reuben - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment

Mmmm...cold beer. I'm going to have to find Strongbow around here (unless it's only in Austrailia...and we just get the Fosters). Well done!

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment

(DEC2) Believe it or not I had heard of Strongbow. . .I gather your name is Ethan? Anyway, I thought this one was hilarious, particularly "Because my buttcheeks vibrate", that just really through me off especially since I heard this right after finishing Dime in My Wife, one of your better writes to date TCOP!

stuart mcarthur - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment

(decath) so, party guy, do you drink Strongbow heavy? or Strongbow liiiiii-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-ight? - lol - funny title sub, and it was then funny all through, and btw, you made your point bobpie - you are a party guy! - 555

Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment

(DEC 2.9) Great fun, bobpie...ya party animal! 555
p.s. Strongbow's actually a brand of cider, dude (unless they've started making beer now)

Phil Alexander - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Another "Staying alive" parody.. Only one word to add, and that's "Cheers!" :-)

Arwen - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Decathlon....as a non-drinker, I'm sure that this is lost on me a bit...but I've been accused of being drunk on several occasions while dancing...so...I think we're kind of on the same page...; )

Jack Wilson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment

This was awesome! 5s

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