Not dead, huh!
Yuh (okay), I'm at war (I'm not lunch, huh!)
I'm at war with vegetation (no! Not! A! Joke!), can't take it (still not lunch, huh!)
And that's because (no! Not! A! Joke!) it wants all of my flesh (not dead, huh!)
Venus chomp (no! Not! A! Joke! Guys!)
I'm not a buffet, won't be your morsel (not dead), gonna burn you down (huh!)
Venus (blows!) chomped on me, yeah, uh (dude, not lunch, no!)

In jungles, you act reckless? End up legless
By legless (listen), mean you've got less legs
Not tipsy (listen), massively fleshless
Can claim I'm picky (listen), no, I'm just zealous
That no-one around me even tries to dismiss
The words I say as jokes like total dipshits *gasp!*
Yes, I said it *gasp* now listen up
So you won't end up helpless, yeah, yeah, might sound pathetic
No especially vicious description, it's limbless
Could say you eat similar shit like it for breakfast
"Huh? What's the similar shit? What resemblance?"
Any veg'table fair, hope nobody's ditchin' (ooh-ooh)
Healthy diets for crap from fast food kitchens (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I know I've veered away from the evil by bitchin' (ooh-ooh)
My problem, hate to look like a tool (ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But when you're scared of a plant, it's super hard not to make jokes (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Venus chomp
It's not a mistake, a friggin' plant just tried to nom me down (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Venus chomped on me (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Go 'head and call me insane or say that I'm on drugs right now (I hate Venus)
Venus chomp
Carnivorous plants (Venus chomp)? Totally a thing now, normally small (oh-ho)
Venus chomped on me
But this one had some chonk upon its frame, ain't just a fly trap at all (I hate Venus)
Venus chomp
Believe what I say (Venus chomp), a giant plant almost swallowed me down (oh-oh-oh, believe)
Venus chomped on me
We've gotta head back this way because I need my vengeance now (need you alight)
Venus chomp
Like Little Shop of Horrors (Venus chomp) without the play's end, fingers crossed (don't want more green)
Venus chomp
So if you could just stop (Venus chomp) mockin' my face, we need to kill this mad crop (I hate Venus)
Venus chomp (mad crop), Venus chomp (oh, mad crop)
Venus chomped on me, uh

See this dropped equipment? This isn't just litter, proof of a killer
Venus chomped on them
Not some crazies that stripped, they're deep inside of a thing there, hell yeah
Venus chomped on them
It's clearly, clearly not a prank, have some fear, please
Or think I'm bleary from frog-lickin', hear me
Not merely a plant teeny, it's big
You've latched on the solution that that is bullshit
If you wanna argue and not become believers
On my world alone, be my guest: become sightseers
I'll be sendin' blame your way if you reach it
And just poke it 'til you've lost features from the teeth of the Venus
It's not just a nibble, not your standard genus
Basic Dionaea Muscipula, or Flytrap, Venus
I'm sure you've played a Mario game
It's the Piranha Plant's god, put that inside your brain, huh (ooh-ooh)
You really think I'm fakin' all this (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)?
Giant tooth holes and the acid damage (ooh-ooh)
What's the end goal here? You're just bein' pricks, mockin' the way that I'm screamin' loud (ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Next time you're nearly lunch, let's see if you're freakin' out (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Venus chomp
We came all this way just to have my ass nearly swallowed down (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Venus chomped on me (ooh-ooh-ooh)
The only good thing to say is that plant flesh ain't that strong now