-> "Great Hanger"
Original Song Title:
"St. Anger"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Great Hanger"
The Lyrics
Great hanger in my chest
Great hanger, not in check
I'll punch you for some bread
Great hanger, starved and pissed
Just feed me now, just feed me now (great hanger in my chest)
Just feed me now, just feed me now (I'll kick you for some bread)
Just feed me now, just feed me now (great hanger, starved and pissed)
Just feed me now, just feed me now (I'll belt you for some bread)
Not my fault, I had breakfast, at least I'm pretty sure I did
It's quite important for one's health to have that day's first feed
Got a hole in my belly, this means it makes sense that I'm so pissed
I'm flat out of food, don't feel so well, great hanger in my chest
Need more than one taste of a pancake
Hard to see clear, stuck with me now, I fear
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
Great hanger, such a pest
Great hanger, I can't rest
To all, I am a threat
Great hanger, starved and pissed
Just feed me now, just feed me now (great hanger such a pest)
Just feed me now, just feed me now (to grocers, I'm a pest)
Just feed me now, just feed me now (great hanger, starved and pissed)
Just feed me now, just feed me now (to butchers, I'm a pest)
I want all that I can fit inside my mouth and down my neck
Or else I'm gonna unleash hell, not a great look for me
I'm appalled that it's come to this, to wield a giant cudgel stick
Until I get food, the violence swells, great hanger, such a pest
I'm gonna cause pain cause my gut aches
Hard to see clear, eyes are so red, I fear
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
And I want my hanger to be healthy
And I want my hanger out of me
And I need my hanger not to control
Yeah, and I want my hanger to please leave
And I need to set my hanger free, yah
And I need to set my hanger free
Set it free
Stomach growls at such a pitch, it sends fear into checkout kids
They need more pay to handle hell that comes from dicks like me
Need a trowel to straight shovel in to just one mouth a meal for ten
I know I'm a douche, that can't be helped, great hanger is a prick
The things I would break to quell gut aches
Hard to see clear, stuck with me now, I fear
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
I'm sorry, I hanger for food
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