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Song Parodies -> "Assassin"

Original Song Title:

"imagine"

Original Performer:

Ariana Grande

Parody Song Title:

"Assassin"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Time to die now!
There may be two of us here in this room but
Only one will leave, true
Could be a throat slice, could be a snapped spine
Whichever way, it's you
And there's no backup for you, they're all stuck
Lost their jobs suddenly, hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Somethin' was severed, by me? I'd never
Rip out jugulars

It, it, it's just gross
Rip, rip, rippin' foes
Drip, drip, drip and flow
I feel I'm better, you know

Assassin's a higher class
Assassins would not do that
Just blow things up and then make a big mess
More face-to-face as I wring out your neck, I heard you:
"Assassins? They won't do jack"
Assassins will hurt

No fancy entrance needed to pull this
Take your last breath like "ooh"
All of that action out there? Distractin'
Can't take the credit, true
Not that I need it, know how to creep in
To steal your life and jewels
Know I should end it and not extend it
Like the movies do

Slit, slit, slit your throat
Nick, nick, nick your gold
Kill, kill, kill and go
But I can't help it, you know

Assassins are just like that
Assassins are slightly mad
May not go nuts and explode the whole chest
But we still relish the closeness of death, it's the truth
Assassins live in that stab
Assassins will hurt

Time to assassinate, time to assassinate
Time to assassinate, time to assassinate
Time to assassinate (like an assassin), time to assassinate (like an assassin)
Time to assassinate (like an assassin), ooh-ooh-ooh, assassinate (like an assassin)
Ah-ah, assassinate, ah-ah, assassinate
Ah-ah, assassinate, ah-ah, assassinate
Assassin, assassin
Assassin, assassin
Assassin, assassin

Aaaaaand now the word "assassin" looks like gibberish due to sheer repetition. I feel like that happens easier with words that have more than one double-letter in them.

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