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Song Parodies -> "Lonely Lime"

Original Song Title:

"Only Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enya

Parody Song Title:

"Lonely Lime"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's a documented fact on the interwebs that humans will pack-bond will just about anything. Animals, Mars rovers, leftover fruit...say, there's an idea...
What's today's fruit to buy? Hope
That there's no gross worm inside
Most on display have a bunch, though
Exception goes: lonely lime

Not been taken, who knows why
You look alright, lonely lime
You're not decayed on any side
No spots I spy, lonely lime

Did your weight somehow exceed
Someone's strength? Geez, that sounds harsh
Because I hate when people leave
Just the last piece like an arse
Trust me, breaks my heart

Though my tastebuds don't like those
Can't let you go, lonely lime
My stupid brain weeps for you, so
With me, you'll go, lonely lime
Let's go, lonely lime
To home, lonely lime

And then the human lovingly cradle the lime all the way home, placed it gently in a bowl, and waited for the perfect time to flay it of its skin and crush his insides in a blender to drink the resulting fluids.

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2Eagle - February 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Limes ~ with cilantro ~ enhance the flavor of avocados.

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