Original Song Title:
"Sell Out" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Well, I know I'll die if I eat fast
Food for life
'So don't order pizza tonight' she said
But it's too late
I don't care what's in burger bread
I could care less what Atkins says*
To me it doesn't matter
So now I will get fatter, that's for sure!
So I have breakfast at the Macca's store
Hash brown and pancakes, extra honey
The check-out chick says I should try their meal
She makes it sound good, guess I'll just have to eat it!
Take-out! Some Chinese food
Take-out! Whatever's good
I really couldn't care if they charge me lots of money
It's worth it if the food tastes all right!
Yes, I know that burgers aren't healthy, they'll make me fat
But I just don't care no more
And if this filth won't get me laid
I wouldn't do it anyway
So I'll just go get fatter
So serve me up a platter and then more!
So I'll have my lunch at the seafood store
I'll send it back if it tastes funny
My pen-pal still thinks that my diet's in gear
This 'seafood diet' - I see food then I eat it!
Take-out! Some greasy sh!t
Take-out! Then pay for it
But I go there so much they don't charge me lots of money
This 'Frequent Eater's' card's neat!
And you make it all sound so bad
I think food isn't quite that bad
'Cause the ad said "Come buy this new dish!"
And the ad said "It comes with batter and fish"
Yum yum yum yuuuum!
So I drive down to the local KFC
I'm gonna buy dinner for my whole family
I hope I got what they like to eat
'Cause if I forgot, I'm sure gonna cop it!
Take-out! Some pizza, please
Take-out! With extra cheese
And all of you on diets, I find you all so funny
Because you know it won't last this time!
Yeeeeaah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!
The fast food industry's gonna make food that tastes all right!
Fatty, don't you eat that Bacon Deluxe, you said
But I can't live on health food all my life...
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