Well, they think that all they need is some glory
To satisfy their oh-so-masculine needs
They want some, they need some
Action, action, action, action

But they fall straight down
They couldn't climb that tree
But they'll just try and try, cuz they won't listen to me

Morons, morons, morons, morons
They keep getting injured
"Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on!
It makes you a man!"

But I know
All the dangers resulting from the action
Every few months they'll get out of traction
And then these people try bungee
Nearly amputate their feet*, but
Every week they need their dosage of action

They must be suicidal, why can't they remain idle
Danger, danger, danger, can they not see?
Climbing up a cliff, and I am wond'ring if
If they had smoked a spliff, or anything that has weed!

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy
They say that they need it
Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy
That is what I am

And that's why
I can't see why they need all of that action
Why they'd kill themselves for satisfaction
Is something that I cannot see
It makes no sense to me, why
Everybody is crackheads for some action

Isn't safe, isn't safe, dangerous action

People climbing rocks, fall and break their knees
Seems they all have got, death wishes you see?

Everybody's crazy for some good action
Myself, I cannot see the attraction
Just gimme a wide-screen TV
And ome Michael Bay movies, then
That will fill my basic need for some action
Action, action, action, action, action, action