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Song Parodies -> "My Name Is...Mr. E (Your New Teacher)"

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"My Name Is...Mr. E (Your New Teacher)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Based on the version that appears on Curtain Call: The Hits
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Mr. E
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (zuh?)
My name is.. [scratches] Mr. E (x2)

(over second chorus):
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

Hi kids, can you hear me clear? (Yeah yeah yeah)
Tryin' to introduce myself 'cause this is my first day here (Whatev!)
Whoever you are, why is it that you have pierced ears? (Um, well...)
What? Pierce, my rulebook says that's not allowed here! (Shit!)
Okay, who's late? And please give me your REAL names
'Cause I won't fall for that!
Nice try, Earl, your last name ain't Dickface! (Awww...)
What do you want, Sid? "Mr. E, you're an arse head!"
Uh-huh? Now that's been mentioned, that's detention!
Hey, in Year 12, it will be all kinds of hell
So just shut your fat mouth, Sidney Felps
Or I'll whip you with your belt
And that's all, if I yell my throat'll get sore
But I get mad fast, so knock it off, morons, 'cause I'm cross!
Okay, it's time for some math! But hold on, what's that?
Bastards! That's a ring tone, it sounds like 2Pac!
Give me that! (Mister, wait a minute, that's my phone, dawg)
I don't give a fuck, you're supposed to turn your phone off!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Mr. E
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (zuh?)
My name is.. [scratches] Mr. E (x2)

Your English teacher wanted me to read "Lord of the Flies"
Well, guess what? Pete can read it! Need a book? Here's mine!
Go 'head, Pete! Okay, who threw that eraser? Dave, don't try to save yer
Hide, shut yer yap and go copy these papers (Craaaaaaap!)
Who's in the chess club? If so, put your hand up
Well, the club's cancelled, seems the leader couldn't be stuffed
News from the principal, he was NOT snogging Miss Trian
In the closet, so to close the subject, they are just friends!
Maybe five percent of you guys will pass high school
I just found out you guys do less work than meant to (Nuts!)
I tell you, you'll grow up to be such famous slackers
Make a living by bulk-selling drugs to out-of-work actors (Er, thank you?)
Okay, it's Quiz time! Now, just let me see your hands
I don't want cheaters and what's this writing on here, Stan? (Gaaah!)
Don't try to lie, Matthew asked you for your answers, man
(Dude, can I crib your answers, man?)
Yes, I mind it! So Stan, guess where you're headed? BATHROOM!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Mr. E
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (zuh?)
My name is.. [scratches] Mr. E (x2)

Stop the test! Which kid let off that awful gas! (Not me!)
Battersby, don't keep farting, plug yer ass!
Okay, Dave you can leave, or most of us will die (So what?)
Oh, and if you ever let one off again in here you won't stay alive! (Uh-oh)
Let's be glad that he's going - well, I guess it is time
To wrap this thing up and go now - you need a ride? (That's right)
All my life I've been too scared to drive
I ain't got my licence for years, and don't think that I'm gonna be kind (oh...)
First day, and it totally sucked
Damn kids love to talk, and they keep dissing my walk (Look here:)
When I was little, I used to get so damn bored, I'd run for kicks
A TRUCK CAME FROM THE OTHER WAY (Ow!)
AND THAT'S WHY I LIMP! (Damn!)
I stay awake, and mark that lesson's tests
Take most of my day clothes off, and fall straight down on the bed (Thump!)
I'm sleepy, man (Zzzzzzzzz...)
And by the way, next time I teach math? (Yeah?)
I'll just eat that moron's phone, if I'm feeling mad

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Mr. E
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (zuh?)
My name is.. [scratches] Mr. E (x2)
There is an actual Mr. E at my school - and he is nothing like this. He's just one of my fave teachers, which is why I used him as an homage. Oh, and in the second verse, he's meant to be a substitute teacher. And the BATHROOM bit is so Stan can wash the answers off his hands.

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Jack Wilson - May 21, 2008 - Report this comment
WHY am I the first commenter, this is HILARIOUS, 5s
Agrimorfee - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A lot of fun on a fun Em tune. (Maybe Stan was busy writing fan letters? ;))
Max Power - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
A+
Red Ant - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
The end of the first verse and "Maybe five percent of you guys will pass high school" were my favorite lines.

I have to quibble with the rhymes or the lack thereof though: rarely here are more than just the last line syllables rhymed, even though TOS uses mostly broken doubles ("Hi kids/... vi'lence/...eyelids/...I did/Try 'cid.../...life is/ and so on) and occasional triples (Stop the tape/...locked away/Doctor Dre.../...operate". I get the feeling they were just missed since the format and backing scratches are on the money and don't get any better. The humor was good even with the name references that are probably only known to you. This would be great for a newbie and bests my two parodies of this song, but I get the feeling you crammed a bit for the test. It pains me to say that b/c I know what a load of work rap parodies are. Sorry, conq. =(
Rex - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) How did you get info on my high school classes? (Oh wait, it can't be my high school, cell phones didn't exist back in those Dark Ages.) But other things never change. :-)
Matthias - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I kinda got lost here Conquerer.... Love the original song (Classic Eminem here). That was a pretty great idea, because at the start of the original song Eminem is acting like a teacher, and doing the entire song about that was a pretty classic teacher, but I kind agree with Red Ant on this one, a great idea, but I think you could have done better with this song if you had more time to work on it.
Below Average Dave - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I do see the missed rhymes Ant refers to, but I guess I'm a little less picky because it's Eminem. I think it was well done, especially considering the topic you choose. Not the highest rating on Funny--but overall I am impressed that you got through the whole thing without totally going of the chart. I did not get lost one bit.
Ethan Mawyer - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This was decent, but if the irony of a disciplinarian teacher dropping an "f-bomb" in class was intentional I think that it should have been addressed.
Invisible Boy - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm not a picky on the rhyme matching either (maybe I should be ?). I really liked the idea Cof P.You've included lots of images of High School that, as I understand it, you are uniquely qualified or write about. Good job.

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