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Song Parodies -> "Lost Me Head!"

Original Song Title:

"Lithium"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Lost Me Head!"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This is basically an exercise for me to match the rhymes as close to the original as possible with a random, silly topic. So yeah.
I'm so angry, 'cause today I lost my head
...That's what I said
Lit-e-ra-lly, that's okay, 'cause it is used
...Can get one new
Sunday morning, that's the worst day for this, I swear
...I'm not prepared
I can't handle this, no way, 'cause my head's lost...

Wheeeere! Is!
Myyyy! Heeeaaaad!
Wheeeere! Is!
Myyyy! Heeeaaaad!
Wheeeere! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
Myyyy! Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Where?

I'm so boned, see? What a day to lose my head
This is quite bad
Where's it hiding? This is great, it's lost for good
Yes I am sure
How can I find it, I can't see, this isn't fair
Could it be here?
I'm just guessing, I'm enraged if you can't tell...

Wheeeere! Is!
Myyyy! Heeeaaaad!
Wheeeere! Is!
Myyyy! Heeeaaaad!
Wheeeere! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
Myyyy! Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Where?

I like it - gotta get it back
I miss it - gotta have it back
I love it - got to get it back
I need it - got to have it back

Where is it - underneath the bed?
Where is it - somewhere in the shed?
Where is it - lent it to Ol' Fred
I need it - cuz it is my heeeaaad...

I'm so happy, 'cause today I found my head
...was on my desk
I'm quite lucky, cuz the way I found it's screwed
...I swear to you
Like a moron, I threw a day-old egg somewhere
...I heard a swear
"Stupid bastard, fuckin' crazy, that's my snoz"...


Theeeere! Is!
Myyyy! Heeeaaaad!
Theeeere! Is!
Myyyy! Heeeaaaad!
Theeeere! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
Myyyy! Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! There!

I found it - glad I've got it back
I missed it - glad to have it back
I use it - glad I've got it back
I need it - glad to have it back

And now to stick it on my neck
I've got to keep it on my neck
Need staples - get it on my neck
I dropped it - not again, ah feeeeeeck...
What a complicated chorus...yelling 'yeah' 13 times...so hard to come up with, I'll bet.

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Christie Marie M - November 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Lost your head? We have those days sometimes!! What a hilarious parody. Great job with the rhyming exercise as well!! When I write parodies, I always want to rhyme the OS, but sometimes I find it impossible. I just can't stop laughing at your parody!! $555 reward to someone who can find TCOP's head!! LOL!!
DJ Blaze - November 26, 2009 - Report this comment
So this is what you came up with for Genre Hero... very good job. 555
Matthias - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Perhaps some duct tape will keep your head from falling off. Reminds me of that lyric from Weird Al's "Complicated" parody.
Matthias - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
A really bizarre one here T-Cop. I liked it and we all know you lost your mind a long time ago (and your brain is in your head so of course that makes sense)
Abbott Skelding - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC- Never been a huge fan of the original song, but this was just silly enough to work. Well done!
Mark Scotti - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC)Like the OS & the parody!! Fivers
Agrimorfee - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) You sure did a lot with Cobain's "Yeah!" chorus here! Wacky concept, giggleworthy especially at the end when you suggest staples. The couplet with "Like a moron" I didn't get at all.
Christie Marie M - July 08, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC K/L) Nice to read this parody yet again! Suppose someone spoofed Yoko Ono's 'Don't Worry Kyoko, Mummy's Only Looking For Her Hand In The Snow' to 'Don't Worry, Ryoko, Mummy's Only Looking For Her Head In The Snow' or her brain or whatever. To put your head back on, instead of staples, it needs sewing like what Wendy did to Peter Pan's shadow!
Guy - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC-KL

I think you were headed for trouble when you tackled this one. Fine job Matt.
bobpiecheese - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I didn't know my name was Matt! :D
Guy - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment
My bad bobpiecheese, but what is wrong with being called Matt? You said in Ag's "Sabotage" parody that you hated cheese but is "cheese" not part of your name out here? =;-)
bobpiecheese - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Guy - I'm not saying there's something wrong with being called Matt, it just threw me, that's all. My real name is Seth, for the record. And also for the record, the 'cheese' part of my name (as well as the 'pie') is in reference to a word that my little brother used to repeat endlessly and shove into random sentences and irritated me. The 'bob' is from the penguin sticker on his glasses. I'm a little weird.
Guy - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Seth - I have often wondered how you came up with that name. Now I know. So making a mistake by calling you Matt, I have learned something new. I asked "what is wrong" because I was a bit embarrassed about my blunder and tried to make light of it. Not the first time I've done this and for sure it won't be the last. =;-)
Andria - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC K & L) Good one, a bit intense and hard to follow, but so is the OS to some extent. 5s.
Below Average Dave - July 25, 2010 - Report this comment
This one was interesting TCOP, love TOS, a little simple to be honest, but I liked the idea:) Hope you find your head, I've never lost it, my brain yeah--but never my head.

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