Song Parodies -> "Little Figure"

Original Song Title:

"Little Sister"

Original Performer:

"Little Figure"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The bane of all collectors everywhere: losing the tiny little bastards down the back of the shelf!

Damn figure, where the hell'd you go?
Meant to stand here in one pose
Damn little figure, might have lost you, I fear
Came here to rid you of the dust
Intended for the lightest touch
But instead I've lost you forever, maybe

Little figure, I would like you back today
Have to jam my hand inside the shadows
Little figure, want you back in my display
Missing spot because you're in the shadows

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

So dark I can't tell if you're near
Stuck on the wall within reach
But I can't grab, look and aim my torch, buddy
I guess I'll have to use the tongs
Just hope they don't scrape any paint, that's bad
My painting skills are arse, yeah, buddy

Little figure, why'd you have to fall away?
So cool, don't belong deep in the shadows
Little figure, recalled something, have more pain
Small accessory, lost to the shadows

So pissed off now

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah

I'd say that this is the reason I hate dusting, but that's more because I like my lungs.

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The Real Phil Offiser - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.

The Devil To Pay - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

G&GBF;, do you have an interest in radio beyond your desire to fellate Gary McNamara? I ask because you seem to get off on playing my greatest hits over and over. The one you copy/pasted above certainly goes back awhile. PS Speaking of “all the same”, I’ll bet more people read my comments than read your “parodies”.

The Devil You Know - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

^^^^^Once again, to no one's surprise, you copy/pasted this from yet another one of your paltry "parodies" 'cuz you seem to think having other people's comments will make you seem relevant. That will never happen in your lifetime because you've shown yourself to be a shallow, brainless hack too many times to count. Oh, still waiting on an answer regarding how your non-reunion with the Briants went.

Grandpa Magic Sucks - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

So I’m curious - did the Briants know you were a double-digit IQ lump who couldn’t come up with an original thought at gunpoint? Also, which takes longer, doing your daily 6-word change to your ‘tard anthem or finding which past quotes from others you want to copy/paste for the day? What’s it like to never receive a positive comment? You ought to be trying to collect those as they’re far rarer than everything else you steal.

L.D. Obblo - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

^^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan;, recycling my old comments because originality is too difficult for a double digit mind. BTW, trying to hide behind other people’s names is the virtual equivalent of saying “Someone else pooped my pants”. But then, ya hafta consider who we’re dealing with.

the_conqueror_of_parodies - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

Thanks for your comments The Real Phil Offiser, The Devil To pay, The Devil You Know, Grandpa Magic Sucks and L.D. Obblo.

I am bobpiecheese - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

I am bobpiecheese. Also known as the_conqueror_of_parodies on AmiRight. Also also known as Tha-C on DeviantArt. Also also also known as Sethery to my friends IRL, Choppy to my Dad, Seth to anyone else, and a variety of insults by my younger brother Jabez (aka Fathead). Me likee Transformers, song parodies, song mashups, music that isn't country (though I'm not a big fan of metal), British comedy eg Red Dwarf, Young Ones and Blackadder, stand-up comedy (in particular Eddie Izzard and Bill Bailey, and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember. I like to think of myself as the least likely person to claim that something is ruined FOREVER!!1. When I don't think of myself as a spastic moron who is inexplicably considered awesome by some people, that is I is Australian, and I hate the common Australian stereotype, particularly that bloody accent. ...and I'm out.

I am bobpiecheese - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

Incidentally this is my facebook page if anyone is interested: https://www.facebook.com/seth.retallick

Capta¡n Obv¡ous - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

Nice copy/paste, Obi-Wan! You keep bowing down to the Force every day and………you’ll go nowhere. Didja see that the “Y’all our only hope” comments BS has returned from a brief hiatus? Maybe you could wear your Obi-Wan Kenobi costume and prove us all wrong. Or not. Either way, Joe Penner smokes anything you could ever hope to be.

the_conqueror_of_parodies - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

Thanks for your comment Captain Obv!ous

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