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Song Parodies -> "Hex-y Witch"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Bitch"

Original Performer:

David Guetta ft. Akon

Parody Song Title:

"Hex-y Witch"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

We've all heard of the trigger-happy people. What if that tendency was a little more...magical?
Shit, I can see her
A spell, she'll hurl cause I dared be near her
I know her finger
Is really itchy on her wand's trigger
Magic, she'll throw down
If you dare move an inch, don't stare either
Cause once her temper blows now
She'll zap all things around down

It's not like her spells hurt, I've been through these before
Not permanent, she cares to not do it full bore
No problem with a girl who decides a jerk should spend some time as a tadpole
I really should be movin', I know what's in store
But I'm afraid a few steps will make her think I loathe
Then I'm forced to ditch work, don't think I deserve transformin' into a fat mole
Zap jerks

Not me, you hex-y witch
You hex-y witch
Not me, you hex-y witch
Zap jerks
Not me, you hex-y witch
You hex-y witch
Not me, you hex-y witch
Zap jerks

All those who see her
Are seen as jerks if they dare go near her
An itchy trigger
No matter which hand her wand's in, figures
She loves to throw down
A friggin' huge load of magic, leave her
She's always 'bout to blow now
And zap all things around down

She's met her share of jerks, they tainted up her core
And only assholes dare to say she's to blame for
The onslaught of pure jerks who think that his girl won't turn 'em into a kestrel
So many stupid douches, I can't blame her salt
That makes her take my movement as somethin' worth a bolt
Still can't say I'm not irked when a bunch of jerks make her turn me into petals
Zap jerks

Not me, you hex-y witch
You hex-y witch
Not me, you hex-y witch
Zap jerks
Not me, you hex-y witch
You hex-y witch
Not me, you hex-y witch
Zap jerks
Not me, you hex-y witch
You hex-y witch
Not me, you hex-y witch
Zap jerks
Not me, you hex-y witch
You hex-y witch
Not me, you hex-y witch
Not me, you hex-y witch

She turned me into a newt!




I got better.

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