Wait, buddy, this can't be
No way this is right
Wait, wait, look

I've worked here for years, 'bout nine, so
I'm fairly used to all the shifts not bein' nice, though
This job's your standard nine-to-five grind, so
Two damn weeks straight is not really fine, no
Ay, which total ass wrote this docket?
Coworker or the big boss, it's (boss, it's)
Plain unfair either way, total nonsense (total bollocks)
What in the crap, man? Who approved all this (all this)?
Ay, don't even have one day off, geez
Ay, not that I would stay up that late (up that late)
If I did, I'd soon nod off, please
Can't this schedule get rearranged?

Cause this i-i-isn't fine
Not what I had in mind (no, buddy)
When I asked for some more time (no, buddy)
Could barely belie-ie-ieve my eyes
When I saw the ro-o-ota
Like my name's been thro-own up (figurative)
All over, and it blo-o-ows, bud (blows, buddy)
Not wo-orth the cash bo-o-onus (uh)
Hell no, buddy (yeah, it's shitty)

It can't just be me
Who's stuck workin' for two weeks
I don't really see the need (don't see the need)
To pull this bullcrap on me (no, buddy)
Wait, if I look closer, seems
I'm scheduled for a month on here (no, buddy)
No wait, two months, hang on, three (ay)
Wait, five, what's next (ay), the whole damn year?
Please don't take that as a serious
Suggestion, beggin' here (my knees, I'm beggin')
That many months without a break
I would go cuckoo-pants, I fear (I'd go nuts)
This really sucks (ay)
Know there'll be an influx (ay, incomin')
Of customers so dumb
More than any other month

I see e-e-endless lines (I see)
Of people who just whine (whoo)
Throw purchases in my eyes
And screamin' curse-e-es so vile
So I hate this ro-o-ota
Get stuck standin' so-o much
Both of my feet will bloa-oa-oat up
Sure cou-ould use a so-o-ofa
It blows, buddy

Ay, what makes this really not fine is the fact that this shop's size
Ain't a supermarket, 'fraid so (it's pretty small, afraid so)
Any given day of work, just one cashier there to serve
Couple managers, that's way low (I feel that's just too lo-ow)
Normally I wouldn't mind cause it's only once or twice
A week that I gotta come in
Asked for more ho-urs, that's true, but it really seems that you
Are takin' the absolute piss (you're kiddin')
You sure it's not a clerical error (whoa)?
Or do you delight in causin' such terror (whoa)?
Why spring this on me now? I see days I asked off (off)
Weddings, birthdays, surgery, all signed off (geez)
So what gives? I'm still askin' what's the deal?
Sorry I called in (my bad) sick with flu that wasn't real
I was assumin' (guess so) cause my nose felt all congealed
Petty revenge is (petty-y) not nice

Want to qui-ui-uit, but I (you see)
Know the job market's shite
Better work is hard to find
Won't get a ref're-e-ence, so I'll
Deal with this shit ro-o-ota
Let the doors be o-open (bring it on, yea-eah)
I guess I'll have to fo-o-ocus (just keep thinkin')
On the-e large cash bo-o-onus (of those gi-iant rolls)
Guess so, buddy (yes)
Need that money
All that money
Hence why I asked for more
Ho-u-u-urs, yeah-eah-eah