You're gonna be hurt quite badly, never should've touched my pie
A little more than a sting cause it will rip right through your side
Yeah, I know that I look crazy, disproportion is my game, mmm-mmm-mmm
A gun for my lunch, yeah, this ain't the time to shift the blame
You took what I cooked so I'm fumin' away, fumin' away at you
I click and I click and I click, double-take is on my face

Gun dud, this is awkward, this is awkward
Give me some time here to check what part is busted, alright?
I'm no dimwit, yeah, no dimwit
But I won't lie, yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Gun dud, it's a problem, it's a problem
I tend to find happens just a bit too often, ain't right
Need to fix it, yeah, must fix it
Can't waste my time, yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Causin' me such frustration since it's at the worst damn time
First call is to check if all the bullets are still there inside
And since they're all in, then maybe I've got the wrong type in place
It won't take that long to change 'em, let's see if these wreck your face
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Gun dud, not another, not another
Coulda sworn I had just used this successfully last night
Shot a pigeon, thievin' pigeon
Just like you, right, yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Gun dud, needs a polish, little polish
I bet a fly flew in and messed the mechanisms, I
Could be stretchin', may be stretchin'
I'm pissed, alright? Yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Took what I cooked, wanna shoot you today, shoot you today, but you
Did this, you did this, you did this on the day, this on the day
My gun had to frown upon gunnin' away, gunnin' away at you
Mmm-mmm, at you

Gun dud, it's a bother, it's a bother
Have to take five, disassemble and reassemble right
Don't be clickin', gun's still clickin'
Why won't you die? Yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Gun dud, think I'm gonna, think I'm gonna
Move on to my rifle or sniper or bazooka, I
Love my pistol, good ol' pistol
Broken as shite, yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Took what I cooked, but I'm through with your games, through with your games, damn you
A tic, just a tic, just a tic and I'll aim, click when I aim
Gun dud, this is bollocks, this is bollocks
Somethin's not right, give me one more - wait, you're out of my sight