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Song Parodies -> "Didn't Mean to Diffuse Myself"

Original Song Title:

"Let Me Reintroduce Myself"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Didn't Mean to Diffuse Myself"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Whoops, accidentally dispersed myself into my component atoms. Oh, bother.
Hoo!
Come on!

A little energy injected into me
It's not the craziest thing I've ever done or seen
Wish I could say (say) what they were but I can't hack it
Because the state (state) I'm in is a big disadvantage (whoo)
Could use a little help 'cause I do have this fear
That I could remain this way for the rest of my years
And that's real bad, a big problem, you see (oh, you know that's real bad)
I've got way more mad science to practice, this reeks (oh, you know that's real bad)

Na-n-na-n-na
Know that look on your face, says "Where's that voice comin' from?"
Na-n-na-n-na
Well, that's where I've gone wrong, gone wrong

Didn't mean, didn't mean to diffuse myself
Too many volts, now I'm not doin' all too well
I'm no longer physical-physical, just breeze, yeah
Not physical-physical, just breeze
I didn't mean, didn't mean to diffuse myself, yeah

Yeah, not physical-physical-physical
Yeah-eah

Ooh, little itty-bitty teeny-weeny diff'rence
Between "changin' atoms up" and "ev'ry damn one, split 'em"
My senses haven't changed that much (changed that much)
Though my body's gone in a puff
I feel good, I feel great but it's not right, not right, oh-oh-oh-oh

Na-n-na-n-na
An intangible state, not a fun one to be stuck
Na-n-na-n-na
I can't have my hot lunch, hot lunch

Didn't mean, didn't mean to diffuse myself
A larger jolt than I wanted to take, ain't swell
I'm no longer physical-physical, empty, yeah
Not physical-physical, empty
I didn't mean, didn't mean to diffuse myself, yeah

No longer a physical me, yeah, just mist, just mist
No longer a physical me, yeah, just mist, just mist

To reassemble me should be pretty easy
I've dealt with similar accidents before, you see

I didn't mean, didn't mean to diffuse myself
Can tick off what that jolt does once I'm whole, that's swell
Once I am the physical-physical old me, yeah
Real physical-physical old me
I didn't mean, didn't mean to diffuse myself, yeah

Sucks not bein' physical, geez, yeah, just mist, lame mist
I didn't mean, didn't mean to diffuse myself, yeah

I almost called this "Didn't Mean to Reduce Myself" but then I realised I've done shrinking parodies before. Shame, it's a closer rhyme to the original.

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