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Song Parodies -> "Glancing At Your Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing on My Own"

Original Performer:

Robyn

Parody Song Title:

"Glancing At Your Nose"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

In which a man endeavours to not make fun of his friend's gigantic nose. Will he succeed?
I'm a good friend, least that's what you've said
But I could be better, it's true, man
You may notice I make some strange sounds
The odd stifled gasp, chuckles I've choked down
Yeah, I know it's rude shit
But since I first saw it for myself

My eyes straight boggled more than a little, oh-oh-oh
Sometimes I do fear that you can't see me, oh-oh-oh
I don't have the sheer gall to ask if you've heard of Cyrano, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'll keep glancin' at your nose, just keep glancin' at your nose

I'll keep my mouth slammed shut tight
Won't hear my puns or jokin' asides
Don't wanna be that one asshole
Who leans on their "knows", it's awful

Got a large schnozzle, quite far from little, oh-oh-oh
You don't need me here bein' so cheeky, oh-oh-oh
No nicknames will I call, cause I'm sure you've heard "Pinocchio", ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'll keep glancin' at your nose, just keep glancin' at your nose

Out from your face, it stands so clear
An epic shnoz, one cannot lie
But you won't hear me mockin' here
Time and place is "no", that's right

Obvious topic, so I will skip it, oh-oh-oh
I'd crack 'bout how your snot could drown us, but "jerk"'s not how I roll, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'll keep glancin' at your nose, just keep glancin' at your nose (oh-oh-oh, yeah)
Joke how I'm duckin' each time you're sneezin'? Oh-oh-oh
You don't have to fear, come on, believe me, oh-oh-oh
I won't say it at all, hope my peaks won't hurt since that would blow, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'll keep glancin' at your nose, just keep glancin' at your nose

I'll keep glancin' at your nose

Don't mention the nose, don't mention the war and definitely don't mention Calum Scott (that dude who did the "do a sad version of a happy-sounding sad song because that's so original" bullshit with this song).

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