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Song Parodies -> "Every Zombie (The Dead Rise)"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Every Zombie (The Dead Rise)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Why zombies? Because zombies. That's why. Also, this is a resubmit because I forgot to capitalise the "z" in the title. I asked ChuckyG to do it for me but he accidentally deleted the whole parody. Whoops. Guess that means this submission is itself a zombie! Lolfish.
Every zombie
Lurch your body
Every zombie
Leave your resting site
The dead rise tonight!

Hey, yeah
Oh my God, I'm back again
Though I've lost a fair amount of skin
An unnat'rual force is in me now
How it brought me back, I just do not know how, yeah

Am I unnatural?
A most unholy one?
Did my jaw fall off?
Though I can still somehow speak
Can I please nom on your brain now?

Every zombie
Rotting bodies
Every zombie
We smell awful, right?
Still we rise tonight!

We have no eyelids, stringy hair
My spleen fell out but I do not care
Zombies, time to rise up out your dirty graves
Cuz we have a hunger for some brains

Am I unnatural?
Uncanny valley one?
Did my arm fall off?
It's still moving at high speed
It's gonna tear your scalp off now

Every zombie
Undead bodies
Every zombie
We have limps, that's shite
Still we rise tonight!

So every zombie, everywhere
Let's suck some brains out of some ears
We'll dominate the world, call it Zombieland
Has someone seen my eyeball cuz it's fallen out again

Every zombie
Shambling bodies
Every zombie
Eating brains all night (tasty brains all night)
Tasty snack
Every zombie (every zombie)
Yeah (lurch your body)
Lurch your body (every zombie)
Yeah (every zombie lurch your body)
Every zombie (every zombie lurch your body)
Leave your resting site (every zombie)
The dead rise tonight!
Sad fact: I regularly use the word "nom" as both a noun ("I'd like some noms please") and a verb ("I nommed on some biscuits"). Weep for my vocabulary. WEEP. Also: Uncanny valley on Wikipedia.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Matthias - August 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I loved that we were both inspired by the Halloweenness of the Music Video. Well done my monster in crime.
Agrimorfee - August 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Simple but effective Zombieness. (I take it you saw the Zombieland movie with Eisenberg, Harrelson and Mr. Bill Murray? Good stuff).
Max Power - August 26, 2011 - Report this comment
The zombies are back again but they're not sexual, oh yeah!
Rex - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) NOM NOM NOM. This was brain-eating fun!
Blaydeman - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Aritstry) Something I can really sink my teeth into! Nice work!
Below Average Dave - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Huh, didn't I just read this:) LOL . . .anyway, this one was very focused, but it worked, a tad predictable (Zombies tend to be) which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but the idea of the Backstreet Boys going all Resident Evil on us is awesome

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