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Song Parodies -> "I Must Have Perfection"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"I Must Have Perfection"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Don't you just hate it when know-it-all's try to critique everything you do despite you not asking them to do so? This guy knows that feel. Enjoy!
A right nitpicker
What I think of you
Hov'ring above me
Correcting all my work, dude
Won't even let me try
But no, all my wo-ork sucks
Just cause i-it does

"Points are out of order
This whole line is not right"
Demanding perfection
I think you've got issues
If you don't want the whole thing ruined
Why don't you just shu-ut up
And do it yourself, bud

You nitpick my choice in wording
You nitpick the way I list
The name, address and postcode, why?

It's just a letter
So why are you this so-ur?
I don't need your direction
I never actually asked you
To lend a hand with this, you tool, tool
Oh no, you just sho-owed up
To say I-I suck

"No, fix that quick
That part was shit" it might be, potentially
But what's more shit is this:
So obsessed with how I fai-ail
That you don't notice you blow chunks
Not kidding now
Your correctio-ions suck

Suggesting I should add graphics
Suggesting I pad to shit
Cause it looks "more authentic", lies

Got to be kidding me
So just let me be

"You don't have a border"
Don't care what you say, right
You won't get perfection
Not my resume, dude
Don't care if my handwriting's stupid
It won't matter too-oo much
It's just a letter, bud

I can't write with you still standing
Right there like a total twit
I don't need your help, it's no lie
Stop trying to help me
Don't try, don't try
You're my teacher, please
Means nothing, get moving, please

Enjoy detention, dipshit.

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