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Song Parodies -> "My Boo"

Original Song Title:

"My Boo"

Original Performer:

Usher & Alicia Keys

Parody Song Title:

"My Boo"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I think these two ghosts love each other almost as much as I love flipping the meaning of a song's title for a parody.
Male Ghost (Female Ghost):
You've always heard it said that it was "'Til death do you part"
Does that mean once you've passed on that you're free to share your heart?
While some ghosts may play the field, my love for you's still strong as steel
Oh, baby, oh-ooh (yeah, uh, uh, uh), my body's passed away, not my love, c'mon
You will always be my boo
(See, I don't know about y'all, but I know about us and, uh) Oh-oh
We were tight, even when death came to knock
(I don't know 'bout y'all, but I know about us and, uh) Oh-oh
Holdin' hands, can see that outlined in chalk

Male Ghost:
Do you remember, girl?
When we woke up and our whole forms were mist
'Cause I remember, girl
We screamed a bunch and then searched for the culprit
How'd we pass on?
Sure was strange, we were strong
Not high in age
Girl, I don't care, 'cause you're still my baby

Although we're no longer breathin', you're still mine (my boo), my boo
I can kinda see right through you, but you're never leavin' my sight (my boo), oh-oh
Is this purgatory? Hell no, that ain't right, sure ain't right, girl (my boo), not okay
Because that implies mental torture, which is lies
Because you'll always be my boo (yeah, yeah)
Female Ghost:
You still take all my breath away from lungs that cannot rise (my boo), my boo
I will still say your eyes still shine though out, they're dried, that's right (my boo), kinda icky
You send my heart all a-flutter with your smile so shy, just keep smilin' (my boo)
Despite the plainly obvious fact with how we've died (yeah, yeah)
You will always be my boo

Female Ghost:
Yes, I remember, boy
I think the culprit was that ton of drinks that we both sipped
Yes, I remember, boy
A bad mix of booze equalled no-one I could spend my life with
Because that's gone
Just the same as yours was
But that's okay
Hard to care 'cause you're still my baby

Male Ghost (Female Ghost):
I don't know that much 'bout hauntin', I can't lie, I can't lie (I can't lie) (my boo)
I've seen not a lotta scary movies, they weren't really my vibe (hated them), oh-oh (my boo)
But even if I screw it up, I don't mind (I don't mind, it's okay) (my boo)
Because I'll have your pale-blue (oh) face right by my side (by my side)
Yes, you will always be my boo (oh)
Female Ghost (Male Ghost):
Some might go nuts if they happened to linger once they've died (like we've died, my boo) (my boo)
Lots of origins I could cite (oh-oh-oh) here as to why, oh, yeah-eah (some choices why) (my boo)
Could be the pain (don't feel nice) of the process, might have minds not right (they ain't right now, not okay) (my boo)
But a lot just never had someone in either life (we will always have each other, uh)
You will always be my

Male Ghost & Female Ghost:
Oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my, my boo
My oh, my oh, my oh, my oh-ooh, my boo

Male Ghost (Female Ghost):
I don't know what to do with all our spare time, our spare time (our spare time), my boo (my boo)
Would be fun to test the limits of our ability to fly (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), you're my boo (my boo)
Not that much of a new sensation (oh), that's right (yeah, that's right), still okay (still okay) (my boo)
Because you made me (uh, uh, oh) feel that way near all the time (all the time, it's true)
Hence why you'll always be my boo (uh, bring it back)

I don't know about y'all, but I know about us and, uh (uh-uh-uh-uh)
All our lovey-dovey ways ain't gon' stop (yeah)
I don't know about y'all, but I know about us (oh!) and, uh (uh-uh-uh-uh)
'Specially if they're why you're glad we're gone (yeah)
Such callous dicks (yeah), let's haunt 'em (uh) (my boo)

Boo!

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