They're staying at home on their asses
They say ev'ryone's a n00b
Vocabulary is filled with 1337-speak
So fat they've got manboobs
They bought this game some years ago
Now they do nothing else
Their whole damn lives simply revolve around
Swords, axes and magic spells
This is why we've got to stop this
The time to act is NOW
So Simmons and Glen, when I say when:
Launch Operation: WoW

World of Warcraft is so addictive
Like speed or marijuana, but worse
Actually it is not quite that bad
But it sure gets close!
At first when you log in, you're thinking
"Don't think I will play this for long"
But ev'ry day, you go back on for some quest
Then all goes wrong
You end up in a small flat
Sleeping at your computer - ow!
Your neck's so stiff, that's why I paid
For Operation: WoW

Now if that don't stop you playing
And spend all day playing outside
I've one more ace up my sleeve
World of Warcraft will make your wallet cry
20 bucks to buy the game, first
And there's lots of expansion packs
Then there is a fee you pay
For each month on your ass
And there's also a bonus thing called a
'Paid Character Transfer fee' so
If you keep on playing, that's when I'll
Launch Operation: WoW

Now Christopher is one who plays it
He smells like some homeless bum
Though he's forty-two and counting
He is still living with his mum
For him, money can't be wasted
On rent, food or phone bills
He saves his dough, and spends it all
On upping his magic skills
And though his eyes are going bad
We'll leave him for now
We need more saps 'till we
Can launch Operation: WoW

Farthgul, who wields a mighty mace
Which is powered by many spells
Pastix, way ahead in his quest
Only needs one more red toad
Henz looks so steroid-enhanced and muscly
Surprised he can move by himself
But he does, but his huge muscles
Keep on phasing straight through themselves
Teh_Leetest_SkIllz keeps on dying
He is only fighting a cow
For these guys, and lots more, it is time to
Launch Operation: WoW

Our agents, they keep their base
In the place we call 'Nowhere'
But we've never had a call
To catch these freaks unawares
Now they have some recreation
They have cards and a big swimming pool
And they also have a huge Air-Con
In summer to keep cool
They all play Cheat, but they are still
Ready to go NOW
It's good they are, cause now it's time to
Launch Operation: WoW

Across the road I run to my place
Our agents have got to be found
The bathroom's where the switch is
To get to my office underground
Through many 'Get Smart!' style doorways
And down some classic 'Batman' poles
And send the word to the agents 'We've
Got to free nerds from their hell-holes'
And the agents put down their playing cards
They've realised the time is NOW
To stop messing around and get on with the launching
Of Operation: WoW

At 'GO' time, all the agents
And me and whoever can drive
Come out and round up all those nerds
Who have wasted their lives
Then they bring them down to our headquarters
Where the anti-WoW machine
Is plugged into their braincells
Or lack thereof, you see
Their blinding laptop screens have
Turned their brains into mush, and how!
'Cause they speak in 1337-speak is why I've fin'lly
Launched Operation: WoW

They'll be dragged to our Ops Van
And gagged with my sweaty socks
But they are still squirming
Shove 'em in a box!
We take 'em back into our headquarters
Punish them for living WoW
They will rue the day they ever dared
To ever say LOL out loud
Brainwash them like Clockwork Orange
So they never type LMAO*
And I would hope that would be the end
Of the Operation: WoW

But I received an e-mail yesterday
From Blizzard Enterprises, wow!
They had found out 'bout my base and
Wanted me to shut down
They don't like my secret station
They think I made rude remarks
You'd think they'd have a sense of humour
Since they were involved with South Park
Sent a reply to Blizzard
It's not 'bout YOU - don't have a cow
It's for those people who
Play this game that's called WoW