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Song Parodies -> "Rental Fee"

Original Song Title:

"Friends of P."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rentals

Parody Song Title:

"Rental Fee"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"Three million years! I've still got that library book!" - Lister, Red Dwarf
Ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh
I don't have room in my flat (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
For books or films, which is bogus (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
So my minimal racks (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
Get saved for library loaners

Ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh
My problem is I get ditzy (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
Memory skills are lackin' (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
So books get left in the rack (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
For too long, the bill's buildin'

Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'd hate to read
Oh boy, find out the cost for me
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm gonna freak
When I pay for poor memory

What's my rental fee? Panickin' mentally
An astoundin' fee, curled on the ground, I'll be
Rental fee, rental fee
Huge rental fee, shit (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)

I'm honest, I forgot it (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
A little bit busy this week (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
This is one hell of a fine (ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh)
For that time period, geez

Oh yeah, oh yeah, only one week
Oh boy, way off from my guess, yeesh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I just can't see
Why you'd ask for this much damn green

Crazy rental fee, a bit too mental, please
Dial it down for me and then my frown might flee
Rental fee, rental fee
Rental fee, rental fee

Ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh
Ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh
Ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh
Ooh-whoo-hoo-hoo-ooh

Got this rental fee, it's bringin' brain flips, see
On the ground, I freak and then I've found I seethe
'Bout this rental fee, will make my credit bleed
Tone it down for me, won't have to shout or weep
Rental fee, rental fee
Rental fee, rental fee
Rental fee
Rental fee (ooh-whoo-hoo, ooh-whoo-hoo)
Rental fee (ooh-whoo-hoo, ooh-whoo-hoo)
Rental fee

...wait, who is P?

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