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The Veronicas

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Movie night's my favourite night, I think it is my favourite night! That is, unless some jagoff who keeps suggesting the one damn film for the one damn reason continues to do so...
Want to view, view this film, but, but
"Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah"
You say, why? Why? Why? W-Why? Why?
You always, always, always diss, diss, diss what I want, please stop
Somethin', somethin', somethin' else to watch, watch
I get that, but, but, but I im-p-plore-plore-plore
Stop breakin' out your bloody huge box-set
Of the "true, proper vision", least that's how it's always said to me
Don't botch my film night, man, by degradin' what I pick, pick
Cause you've only got one film on your mind, you'll never, ever change, believe me
That film lasts near nine forevers, wanna watch more than one flick tonight (night, night, night)

I get it's uncut, but I don't care that much, alright?
It's cool that you do, but it's all that you have to convince, dude
I get it's uncut, but, wow, you scream that one point loud
Not tryna diss you, but you sound crazy cause you're stuck on that issue

Uncut, but
Doesn't matter that much

Need to beat you at what film we view
Blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah
Your choice wastes, wastes, w-w-wastes, wastes time, time
I want, want a great varie-riety tonight
Somethin', somethin', somethin' diff'rent, dude, dude, just be fair
Let's flip through all the genres there are in store, store, store
Action then comedy, arthouse then horror or sci-fi
I'm bloody sick of of ev'ry movie night degeneratin' when you come around
And request the same damn thing ev'ry time
I get that you love fantasy, but four months in a row? Give me a break
You really need to give it up, up, or I'll stop invitin' you 'round (round)

I get it's uncut, but I still don't care much, alright?
It's great that you do, but it's all you bring up when I press you
I get it's uncut, dude, how could I forget that now?
You've said your speech, dude, so many times I could, verbatim, repeat you

Uncut, bud, uncut
Uncut, bud, uncut
Uncut, bud, blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah
Uncut, bud, blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah

I get it's uncut, but I've got more to watch tonight
Than those six discs, dude, you ask once more, I may have to hit you
I get it's uncut, but, wow, I don't give a toss now
Let it sink in, dude: not gonna watch Lord of the Rings again with you
I get it's uncut, but I don't care that much, alright?
Choose somethin' else, dude, so that you'll move away from that issue
I get it's uncut, but now's when you should cut it out
And I will hit you if you suggest the bloody Hobbit, I'll kick you

Uncut, bud, uncut
Uncut, bud

I've only watched the uncut LotR once. Hey, you need something to do when you're stuck in the hospital with limited internet.

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