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Song Parodies -> "Pusher"

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Robin Schulz ft. Francesco Yates

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No, not a pusher of illicit substances. Just, you know, down the stairs. But why?
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, buddy
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, he-e-ey

I know I (whoo!) didn't trip, that's not right (that's not right)
I know exactly on who the blame lies
Like I can sense you, your hands on my spine
Also your giggle's one I recognise
Damage is physical but spares my mind
That shit's invincible, so I'm gonna find (I'm gonna find)
Proof that you are a liar, "Was not I"?
It's your fault I hurt, still don't know why

My position shifted, I flew, I was reelin'
It's true, buddy, not a pleasant-ish feelin'
Not the first instance that you've done this shit
Pushin' me down stairs, just why?
Push me off the deck, just why (just why)?
Oh, push me like a dick, just why (oh-oh-oh)?
Oh, pusher, pusher, won't you tell me why (oh-oh-oh, why)?
Oh, pusher, wanna know just why (whoo!)

Ooh, each time you're near me, bet my arse'll fly (arse'll fly)
Pushed down stairs, through a railin', any height (any height)
We've never met, so I know you're a liar (you're a liar)
Claim I deserved it? Been debunked sev'ral times (ooh!)
The prototypical dick move, I find
It's so damn unoriginal that I'd roll my eyes
Partly because I'm tired of this shite
But mostly cause hurt results from any movement, right

Ev'ry limbs been splintered from that shove this evenin'
It's true, buddy, your dumb joke's left me bleedin'
My balance shifted cause you're a big prick
Pushed me with no reason why
Please, why?
Ooh-ooh, pain, oh-oh, pain, yeah-eah, he-ey

Pusher, with your grin so wide
Oh, pusher, do this all the time
Oh, pusher, pusher, at least twenty-nine
And now you're talkin' 'bout spikes?

Fix your sick obsession with settin' me reelin' (he-e-e-e-ey)
It's true, buddy, doesn't seem that appealin' (not that appealin')
"Forgot last Christmas to get a gift"? Shit (feel like a dipshit)
Pusher, it just slipped my mind
Pusher, you escaped my mind (slipped my mind, slipped my mind)
Oh, pusher, name and face went bye (went goodbye, went goodbye-bye)
But pusher, pusher, I'd get threats online (threats online, threats online)
A push downstairs? It's too far, right (he-e-ey, whoo!)

Whoa, all day, I swear, whoa-oh, trippin' down the stairs

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