-> "Uncanny Valley Freak"
Original Song Title:
"I'm in Miami Bitch"
Parody Song Title:
"Uncanny Valley Freak"
The Lyrics
At the start of the scene (scene), I just screamed (screamed)
'Cause the shape of the lips cause somethin' to drip out of my jeans
That's gross, my bad (bad), but you watch that (that)
And try to not share in my fear reaction, man
Hey, how'd that get approved (ayy)?
Doesn't look like somethin' from this world
Hey, needs one more pass, it's true (what?)
Somethin' about the model doesn't work
I'm afraid for my life
My eyes are poppin', uncanny valley freak
It won't stay (uh) in there, right (ayy)
Out the screen poppin', uncanny valley freak
Freaky thing just won't pass (pass), look at the hair (hair)
Put detail all in that (that) but the skin has none there (but the skin has none there)
Looks really bad, straight from hell
Eye movement's way too smooth, lip-sync is bad as well
Hey, look at how it moves (ayy)
Like my twitchy eye, it herks and jerks
Hey, in real life, I would shoot (what?)
That damn thing, put it right back in the dirt
What a stain to my eyes
My jaw is droppin', uncanny valley freak
Filled with hate (uh), so am I (ayy)
Need some hard stoppin', uncanny valley freak
Want to back up
Hork my snacks up
Want to back up, uncanny valley freak
Hork-hork my snacks up, uncanny valley freak
Want to, want to, wa-want to back up
Hork my, hork my, ho-hork my snacks up
Want to, want to, wa-want to back up
Ho-o-ork, ho-o-ork my snacks up
Want to, wa-want to back up
Hork, hork, hork, hork my snacks up
Hork my snacks up, hork my snacks up
Uncanny valley freak
Ooh, boop-boop-ba-boop
Mmm, damn, that's really glitchy-ass crap
Yeah
I don't know why (shh) that thing is still there
Movie keeps goin' yet it's not goin' nowhere (sorry for talkin' loud)
Wasn't in the ads (yeah?), no wonder, CG's bogus
Is it still gonna hang around? Wow, this film is hopeless
Hey, I'm not gonna move (ayy)
Though I wanna leave so I can hurl
Hey, would still be kinda rude (what?)
To not see if that's all that doesn't work
Though, must say, that damn sight
Has my legs locked in, uncanny valley freak
Can't escape (uh), such a fright (ayy)
My eyes are poppin', uncanny valley freak
Want to back up
Hork my snacks up
Want to back up, uncanny valley freak
Hork-hork my snacks up, uncanny valley freak
Want to, want to, wa-want to back up
Hork my, hork my, ho-hork my snacks up
Want to, want to, wa-want to back up
Ho-o-ork, ho-o-ork my snacks up
Want to, wa-want to back up
Hork, hork, hork, hork my snacks up
Hork my snacks up, hork my snacks up
Uncanny valley freak
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