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Song Parodies -> "Blurts Aren't Good"

Original Song Title:

"Hurts So Good"

Original Performer:

John Cougar

Parody Song Title:

"Blurts Aren't Good"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Loose lips sink ships, as they say.
Don't be such a dumb boy
Please put away those dumb boy ways
You just cannot be trusted, whole team's busted
All thanks to your dumb boy plays
Takes no work to dupe
A great twerp like you
They know there's no filter on you, buddy
You spill the truth with barely any prods

Blurts aren't good
Come on, buddy, know your blurts aren't good
Won't shut up the way that you should
All of your blurts aren't good

No shock you're always invited
To parties by absolute strangers, you big putz, yeah
Your tongue just gets too excited
And all your passwords end up dumped
You know it's the truth
Can't deny it's the truth
Try to keep you out the know, buddy
But you still learn a few things that you shouldn't have

Your blurts aren't good
Damn it, buddy, know your blurts aren't good
Bottle up the way that you should
We hate it, your blurts aren't good

Enemies now at our heels
Bombing ev'ryone to hell
No big heist for plans to steal
All they do is let you talk way too long
One minute's way too long
Ugh!

Blurts aren't good
God's sake, buddy, know your blurts aren't good
Up your shut the way that you should
Zip it up the way that you should
Your blurts aren't good (come on, buddy, now)
Come on, buddy, know your blurts aren't good
You asshole, your blurts aren't good
We're boned now, blurts aren't good

Shut! Up!

Clearly the singer should take into account the Benjamin Franklin quote that I just discovered: "Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

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