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Song Parodies -> "Every Single "Truth" Has Huge-Ass Holes, Dude"

Original Song Title:

"(Everything I Do) I Do It for You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Every Single "Truth" Has Huge-Ass Holes, Dude"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Conspiracies. More holes than a broken sieve.
"Pure, unfiltered lies!" in my feed
"Huge conspiracy!"
I'll be harsh: truth be told
The only "sheeple" there is you assholes

Don't tell me about who's lyin', 'cause
On coincidence, you're relyin', 'cause
You have been fooled
Every single "truth" has huge-ass holes, dude

Failin' logic hard, you can't find
A reason why they'd hide
Super-complex plans just to try
And pretend no-one's walked on the moon, why?

Don't tell me "For cash, they're lyin' for"
When the method is out of some noir bore
It's you who's fooled
Every single "truth" has huge-ass holes, dude
Oh-oh, yeah-eah

It's all junk, just pure junk
In a circle is where you're stuck
"Rich 'cause they're all linked tight there
And they're tied 'cause they're paid, yeah-eah-eah"

This is such a farce, mate
Yeah-eah
Oh-oh, yeah-eah

Oh, always tell me "Evidence? Lyin' whore!"
Which is subtle for conspiracy dorks
Yeah, I won't lie to you, you're blind to truth
You don't like that you failed in life, it's true

Hence you're confused
Every single "truth"
Oh-oh-oh, has huge-ass holes, dude

I would've referenced more specific theories, but they all pretty much have the same framework. Step 1: Claim you did something that you didn't. Step 2: Bribes up the wazoo. Step 3: Profit. Bonus step 4 for the real douchey: antisemitism.

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