Two weeks with no rainin' now (waitin' for rainin')
Friggin' drought (friggin' drought)
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, need rain now (come on, rain, please)
C'mon and pour that rain down (right the hell down, ooh)

What's the sky like no-o-o-o-ow? Sunny (sun's beamin' down)
Normally the sun's good (would be good)
But all it does is burnin' now (only burnin')
Ev'rythin's dry as wood (dry as old-ass wood, ooh)

Four weeks with no rainin' now (rain's still delayin')
Friggin' drought (friggin' drought)
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, need rain now (come on, rain, please)
C'mon, you damn tightwad clouds (damn Scrooge-esque clouds, ooh)

For now there's no issues with thirst (so far, no thirst)
My water stores are fine (they're all right)
But I'm all out of soft drink and milk no-ow (all out of Iced Coffee)
And I refu-use to drink wi-ine (no beer and no wine, ooh)

Buuuuuuuuuut
Thiiiiiiiiiis
Stiiiiiiiiiill
Suuuuuuuuuucks
Now, now (aaaaaaaaaahh)

My skin is all crackly now (all dry and crackly)
Friggin' drought (friggin' drought)
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, need rain now (come on, rain, please)
My garden needs the boost now (needs a boost now, ooh)

It makes no sense that there's a dea-ea-earth (should be no dearth)
Of rainfall from the sky (from the sky)
I did my research on Colombia (checked on my computer)
Rain rate's suppo-osed to be hi-i-igh (should be the most high, ooh-ooh)

Don't get it, get it, get it, won't rain now (this is so stupid)
Don't get it, get it, get it, no rain now (lackin' in logic)
I hate it, hate it, hate it, please rain now (dump down in buckets, ooh)

IIIIIIIIII
Waaaaaaaaaant
Raaaaaaaaaain
Now