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Part of my "Viva La Pop" self-challenge. The tale of an over-enthusiastic detective...yeah, nothing really complex, it's not a long song. Enjoy!
Eh-eh-eh, eh, eh
Eh, eh, eh

You're lookin' like a do-ope
With your ear pressed to the grou-ound
A detective's what you ai-ain't
Your guesses are far from sou-ound (eh-eh-eh, eh, eh)
Watched too much Sherlock, buddy
You're the worst policeman round
Must say
Accusin' folks too early
No proof they've done wrong, slow down
Just wai-ait

It's too soon, mate, to hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh-eh-eh, eh, eh)
It's way too soon, mate, to hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh, eh, eh) oh-ooh-woooooooooah-oh
Oh-oh (eh, eh, eh)

The chief is on your a-ass
You're disgracin' the boys in blue-ue
Oh-oh-ooh, if you'd take this job seriously
We'd solve this case soo-oon, yeah-ee-yeah-eah
We need this thing called evidence
Not your hunches, dude
Always sa-a-a-ay
"I know the criminal
That guy, he looks shifty, dude"
Ah, just use you-our brai-ain

It's too soon, mate, to hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh-eh-eh, eh, eh)
We just got started, don't hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh, eh, eh) oh-ooh-woooooooooah-oh
Eh, eh, eh
Eh-eh-eh, eh, eh

Too soon, mate, to hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh-eh-eh, eh, eh)
Get sacked the next time you hypothesi-ise
It's true, mate (eh, eh, eh) oh-ooh-woah
Cause it's too soon, mate, to hypothesi-i-ise, eeyeah-eah (eh, eh, eh)
Too bloody soon, mate, to hypothesi-i-ise, eeyeah-eah

Tend to be right, I kno-ow
But you still act like a clown

In a movie, the hypothesiser would be the unsung hero, bravely following his instincts in order to collar the nefarious crook. In the real world, he's the dumbass who thinks he's Sherlock Holmes because he knows how to use a magnifying glass.

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