Eh-eh-eh, eh, eh
Eh, eh, eh

You're lookin' like a do-ope
With your ear pressed to the grou-ound
A detective's what you ai-ain't
Your guesses are far from sou-ound (eh-eh-eh, eh, eh)
Watched too much Sherlock, buddy
You're the worst policeman round
Must say
Accusin' folks too early
No proof they've done wrong, slow down
Just wai-ait

It's too soon, mate, to hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh-eh-eh, eh, eh)
It's way too soon, mate, to hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh, eh, eh) oh-ooh-woooooooooah-oh
Oh-oh (eh, eh, eh)

The chief is on your a-ass
You're disgracin' the boys in blue-ue
Oh-oh-ooh, if you'd take this job seriously
We'd solve this case soo-oon, yeah-ee-yeah-eah
We need this thing called evidence
Not your hunches, dude
Always sa-a-a-ay
"I know the criminal
That guy, he looks shifty, dude"
Ah, just use you-our brai-ain

It's too soon, mate, to hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh-eh-eh, eh, eh)
We just got started, don't hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh, eh, eh) oh-ooh-woooooooooah-oh
Eh, eh, eh
Eh-eh-eh, eh, eh

Too soon, mate, to hypothesi-ise
Too soon, mate (eh-eh-eh, eh, eh)
Get sacked the next time you hypothesi-ise
It's true, mate (eh, eh, eh) oh-ooh-woah
Cause it's too soon, mate, to hypothesi-i-ise, eeyeah-eah (eh, eh, eh)
Too bloody soon, mate, to hypothesi-i-ise, eeyeah-eah

Tend to be right, I kno-ow
But you still act like a clown