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Song Parodies -> "Played Out"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Now"

Original Performer:

Martin Solveig & The Cataracs ft. Kyle

Parody Song Title:

"Played Out"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Some shows are just far too predictable for some people...
Already know how this works out
Seen this plot four times a day, mate
He's gonna crap out, let his girl down
Least until the third act anyway
All originality's thrown out
Lemme guess, he's gonna scream "No!" loud?
I thought as much, I thought as much
It's so lame, I just gotta say
Lame!

Played out, played out
I haven't seen a good plot for an age now
Played out, played out
I'd take shots now but I know I'd drown
Played out, played out
This sucks, never quits bein' lame now
Played out, played out
Brain's runnin' out of my poor ears now

Show is shite now
Lame!
(Yeah) This plot's so trite now

Ev'ry dumb plot, I've seen loads of, pretty lame
I know that bloke is the bad bloke who we'll never see again
A famous actor? There's no budget to afford their weekly pay, nay
Obvious twist, happen now, so it's done, so lame (lame!)
I could write this completely
Mid-sleepin' off bad drugs, too easy, it's way too cheesy
That girl's one outfit's way too sleazy
So she's dead, it's that creep with the beard
Man, I really hate this, can't stop watchin' lame shit
Watch 'til it's completed just so I can say it, yeah

Played out (yeah, yeah), played out
Nothin' original, crap's so lame now (hahaha, dumb)
Played out, played out
I'll call it now: that dweeb gets the crown
Played out, played out
Won't stop spewin' that lame catchphrase now
Played out, played out
I'm runnin' out of decent booze now

Need more booze now
Lame!
It's a train wreck of tropes now
Played out, played out
Not worth three or even two stars now
Played out, played out
It's windin' down, please end this right now

There's nothing wrong with using tried-and-tested storytelling clich├ęs, but when your show is just one long string of 'em with nothing to obfuscate that...you done failed, son.

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