Into that big pit, don't want to fall (come on, game)
But this game's got glitches up the wall
I cleaned the disc but it's still bugged as balls
I still fall into all the holes (fall, fall, fall, fall)

Yeah, all of these glitches bug me
(Yea-eah, yea-eah)
Ev'ry casual or hardcore gamer
Sayin' "Damn glitches bug me"
(Yea-eah, yea-eah) Damn it! (yeah)
(Yea-eah)
I'm an ev'ry-two-minutes saver
Cause these damn glitches bug me

Uh, pissin' me off when I'm playin'
Should've researched it prior
Checked if these bugs are game-breakin', ma-a-a-an
Yeah, now the game's lookin' shoddy
Into the walls I clip
Makes me wanna riot, true that, buddy
And now it's glitched the weapons
Two-second lag I dete-est
No matter which game I'm in
Waste of my money
Now that the game's bugged as shit
It was recommended by my buddies
They didn't say it was buggy
Man, the music sounds wro-ong, worse than dubstep, bro-o
To make sure, I checked, it should be orchestral, yo-o
I've said these glitches done make me ma-ad
They're why I play with a frown
Wouldn't be mad if it was o-one
But there is a crowd (it's bullshit)

No need for blame games, it's not my fault (yeah)
Nope, those goddamn glitches made me fall (shit)
I checked on ev'ry gaming site and blog
Seems that all gamers have these faults (all, all, all, all)

Yeah, told you, these glitches bug me (damn glitches bug me)
(Yea-eah, yea-eah)
Feel pity for any game rater
Sayin' "These glitches bug me"
(Damn glitches bug me, these glitches bug me)
Yeah (damn glitches bug me)
Kinda hard to be a sane player
When these damn glitches bug me

Uh, damn glitches, leave us gamers
Alone, espec'lly Let's Players
Causing all their delaying, ma-a-a-an
No patches have been released
Huge demand from the boards I've seen
Surprised the gaming companies have ignored it
Other games they have fixed
Why can't this one be ne-ext?
Please put it in the list
Patch all the bugs, please
Or your sales will go to shit
Once word of mouth goes 'round
How you ignored this glitch
Yeah, all these glitches bug me
I want to scrub these glitches
So that I can have some fun
With the game, not bin it
I'd hate to get an excha-ange
Don't want to spread the glitches
I'd want to keep the bugs from me
If I wasn't in my position, man (true shit)

Just want to jump up and off the wall (yeah)
No matter my timing, I just fall (shit)
Even in hindsight, this can't make me "lol"
(This isn't funny, never gonna "lol")
I'm appalled this got through at all
(So appalled) (-palled, -palled, palled, -palled)

Yeah, these friggin' glitches bug me (damn glitches bug me)
(Yea-eah, yea-eah)
'Bout a hundred times I've been sayin'
That all these glitches bug me
(Damn glitches bug me, all glitches bug me)
Yeah (damn glitches bug me)
Ev'ry time they come 'round

I don't like games with glitches
Well, game-breaking glitches
If it's occasional clippin'
Then I'm okay with it
I can goof off while I'm playin'
A sub-culture of gamin'
Yeah
No, I don't mind small glitches
Hate the real bad glitches
Screwin' up all of the graphics
The controls start stickin'
It's when the bugs hinder playin'
Detrimental to my gamin'

All of this glitch shit, taken it's toll (bullshit)
When it started laggin', my eyes rolled (but then)
Now I'm this close to punchin' through the wall
(Through my controller through the friggin' wall)
Code's got more holes than my undies drawer
(Lots of holes) (holes, holes, holes, holes,)

Yeah, got it? These glitches bug me (damn glitches bug me)
(Yea-eah, yea-eah)
Can't play anymore, I'm no sadist
Since these damn glitches bug me
(Damn glitches bug me, these glitches bug me)
Yeah (damn glitches bug me)
Now my score of "fuck" has some basis (yea-eah)
All of the glitches bug me