Sometimes they fit in just fine, all snugly
But most of the time they get on my nerves (eh-eh, eh-eh)
Act like they're incompatible, but they're compatible (oh, yeah-eah)
Incompatible then they're compatible (oooooh whoo!)

It gets me annoyed (really annoyed)
I got a thing that really needs recharging for sure
But hear this, boy (just hear this, boy)
The connector design is poor
Damn thing has no consistency
Plug once, it fails, other way, it fails, first way was right, geez
Charging now, don't worry 'bout that
But I'm still pissed
I know y'all agree with me

A problem I (always) have with USBs
Won't work with me
Will it fit? It's random
A pain, you see (face palm)
Mark to tell the right way
Ha-ha-hard to see (oh, yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (bullshit) know they're compatible plugs (seem compatible) oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh act like incompatible plugs (oooooh whoo!)

'Twould be nice if all plugs could plug in anywhere
Anywhere, anywhere (gah)
Multiple designs ensure that they can't plug
Anywhere, anywhere (gah)
Geeks can wax technical until the sun goes down
It won't ever change the fact it's a dumb-as-shit thing
Last week I bought something that would fix my life, but I didn't
Have a hole the thing could fit in
All that I want is a plug that fits all
Great for me, won't have to juggle USBs
I know USB hubs exist, not dumb, mind
But it'd cut down on cords, sweet
Get me?

This multi-plug-type thing is shitty
If you ask me
Slot number's limited
That sounds dirty (uh-huh)
Point still stands, it sucks bricks
Y-Y-You must agree (oh, yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (bullshit) hate incompatible plugs (hate's understandable, it's shite) oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah, hate incompatible plugs (oooooh whoo!)

And what results from the above reason
That plugs piss me right off, it's when I've plugged all sixteen (all dem)
Thousand plugs in, it looks like a snake pit
And I swear that all those cords are out to get me (watch out)
Whether they trip me so that I fall on my bum
Or get tangled when I look away for a sec, wanna scream
If you tell me "Why don't you switch to wireless?"
What, and drain cash on batt'ries?
And besides, the signal's always buggered
Will the strength be consistent? Never
Not much to do with plugs, I'll admit, but it's still bollocks (gah)
And if you ask me, that's all that matters

Listing reasons why plugs are shitty (hey-ee)
And thus it seems
Cords are a part of them (oo-oo-ah-ah)
Makes sense to me
Why I am complainin' ('tis why I'm complainin')
A-A-About them, geez
Oh-oh-oh-oh (makes my brain-thing hurt) it's understandable, bud (quite understandable) oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah, these double-damnable plugs (oooooh whoo!)

Cords, some too long
And wind around couch legs, it's sucky-y-y-y
But so-o-ome are too sho-ort
With electronics, I'm so unlu-ucky-y-y-y-y-y
Hey-ee, goddamn, oo-oo-ah-ah
Ev'rything 'bout these plugs are shite
All right (oooooh whoo!)

Whether the plug and hole's shaped diff'rent (wooooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Adaptor, please (fit, you fool)
Or it won't work prop'ly (eh)
Consistency (eh) (ain't here, bro)
I just wanna head-desk (head slammed into my desk)
I-I-Irritates me (rage is wild)
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah, these incompatible plugs (unbelievable, so shite)
Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah, these incompatible plugs (oooooh whoo!)

The manufacturing is shitty (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Untested, geez (broken tool)
If you can't tell, I'm pissed (too subtle too tell)
It ain't just me (not alone)
Tech nerds are united
W-W-We all decree (anger's high) (oh, yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh) hate incompatible plugs (so impractical) oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh oh-oh) damn incompatible plugs (oooooh whoo!)

Oh-oh-oh (they're incompatible, our hate is rational)
Oh-oh-oh (it's understandable, they're incompatible)
Oh-oh-oh (we're not irrational, our rage is palpable)
Woah-woah-oh-woah-woah-oh, incompatible plugs (the one thing that unites us nerds)
Woah-woah-oh-woah-woah-oh, incompatible plugs