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Song Parodies -> "Somethin's Bloody"

Original Song Title:

"Got Your Money"

Original Performer:

Ol' Dirty Bastard ft. Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Somethin's Bloody"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Something feels suspicious around here...
Say, buddy, uh
Dude, I like you, afraid that I mu-ust ask
Somethin' amiss inside your little world
Somethin' in your world is off
Don't want to be curt like a jerk
I know that would hurt you
Still must voice suspicions anyway, buddy
Hahaha, hahaha

Awake from my slumber, you're always up
Say that's not a clue, but don't interrupt
I don't have a problem with your mornin' cheek
But I have a little trouble cause you told to me
Buddy, you take all the night shifts, it's true
So how can you be so perky since you hate coffee, dude?
It's not a good thing, this is bad shit
In fact, it's worse than all this
Cause when I come over for a pit stop
Always beggin' me to extend it long
Why else would you keep me held in your house
Unless I'm your alibi
It's just a rumour that I'll voice
No straight up j'accuse here or nothin', do you get my point?
Hopin' that you're still good and not real scummy
Hurts to see your best shirt all bloody, ooh

It's iffy (uh-uh-uh-uh)
Always see somethin' bloody
On your body, I said hey
Crazy that somethin's bloody (uh-uh-uh-uh)
So iffy (I said uh-uh-uh-uh, yo)
Ev'ry time, somethin's bloody (I said uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
On your body, I said hey (uh-uh-uh-uh)
Crazy that somethin's bloody (oh-oh, yo, uh-uh-oh)

So I've glanced at your dirt, dirt glanced at me
I'm overcome with fear, cause how can that be?
A little bit creepy, no? But that's silly, though
Corpse underneath the grass? But you're such a cool bro
Exactly what you'd want me to think, sneaky man
I know what I saw, that explains the grass on your pants
And you're OCD, you have told me
TMI for one who wants to seem
Like they haven't murdered some poor sap in town
In the ground so they can not be found
All that dirt, dog, and your sleeves are bloody
Can't look more guilty than you do now, buddy
Well, there's one way you could, mate, if I'd came
In the door with the tool of death still seen
In your hand, DUH, cause I'm not a big dummy
DUH, a bit too late to claim jam, you're bloody

So iffy (spill it)
Ev'ry time, somethin's bloody (spill it, jerk)
On your body, I said hey (just want the truth now)
Crazy that somethin's bloody (explain why you're all bloody)
It's iffy (I think y'all should not be so bloody)
Always see somethin' bloody (who is that in the dirt?)
On your body, I said hey
Crazy that somethin's bloody

Tell me, tell me, tell me, uh-uh
Tell me, tell me, tell me, uh-uh
Tell me, tell me, tell me, uh-uh

Yo, yo
If you think I've jumped the gun, you may be right
Started this whole thing out with phrases more slight
And then I lost my shit, yellin' "You killed! Why?!"
I'm conclusion jumpin' (no, no, no), habit I don't like
Well, you better help me solve my problem
If your shirt ain't bloody, well, what then?
Can't be all jam, I know your motto
"No more from the jar than what you will swallow"
And of course, it's weird that you're dirty
When you would never flirt
With anyone who was dirty
You hate dirt, guess dirt loves your ass (nah, nah)
For it clings to thee, yeah, that makes no sense now
And yet your pants are all dirty, been in the ground?
I say you're talkin' shit to me now
Wanna give you the benefit of the doubt, but you're always bloody

It's iffy (you can't fool me)
Always see somethin' bloody
On your body, I said hey
Crazy that somethin's bloody
So iffy (killed someone I fear) (tell me, tell me, tell me)
Ev'ry time, somethin's bloody
On your body, I said hey (tell me, tell me, tell me)
Crazy that somethin's bloody (it's true)
It's iffy (tell me, tell me, tell me)
Always see somethin' bloody (adooboodooboobooboo)
On your body, I said hey (tell me, tell me, tell me) (doodoodoodoodoo)
Crazy that somethin's bloody (always somethin' bloody)
So iffy (got somethin' bloody)
Ev'ry time, somethin's bloody (done things awful)
On your body, I said hey
Crazy that somethin's bloody
It's iffy
Always see somethin' bloody
On your body, I said hey (doodoodoo)
Crazy that somethin's bloody (why the blood?)
So iffy
Ev'ry time, somethin's bloody (buddy)

I coulda sworn that I've written a parody along this kinda topic before but I couldn't find it. I even have this distinct memory of only having "J'accuse!" in the top comment, but googling "site:amiright.com the_conqueror_of_parodies j'accuse" yielded precisely dick.

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