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Song Parodies -> "Biding Time"

Original Song Title:

"Blinding Lights"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd

Parody Song Title:

"Biding Time"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. The final part, in fact (not including the supplemental)! And fitting for an ending, let's have a villain chillin' on his throne...

Hero's gonna fall
He may think he's gonna win this one
But when he finds me, his spine, I'll crush, maybe
Could throw him through a wall
Mullin' over options, kinda fun
Until then, I'm gonna warm my buns, saves me
The pain of walkin'
This armour's way too heavy (oh)
Good that it will protect me (oh)
No, I'm not lazy, it's true stuff

I'll sit, ooh-ooh, so I can bide my time
Will rest my feet until the hero comes
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, rest now until the fight
Though when I'm like this, still make calls to crush
Hey, hey, hey

On my throne, I'll recline, uh
I don't have to get up to murder guys
My dark magic blows will burst their eyes and spleen
No, I'm not slack, don't tempt me (oh)
I will make your face melty (oh)
And so to mock me's really dumb

I'll sit, ooh-ooh, so I can bide my time
There is no need for my ass to get up (oh-oh)
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, right down, don't have to rise
Just 'cause I'm like this doesn't mean I'm stuck (oh-oh)

Rumours goin' 'round, ain't true, you know (just ain't true, you know)
Glue rune wasn't placed upon the throne (ooh-ooh-ooh)
You've seen me move to go at times (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, so I can bide my time
I look so sweet just loungin' on my butt (oh)
Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

I'll sit, ooh-ooh, so I can bide my time
My menace seeps though though I don't move much

Best song of the year. Hands down. Runners-up include Supalonely, Breaking Me and Dua Lipa's entire output.

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% - February 02, 2021 - Report this comment
Sorry. It just sucks.

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