Sometimes I feel (aaah!) that this can't go on (can't go on)
Because it's a pain, I'm not wrong (I don't think I'm wrong)
It's a fact that keratin extrusions (those extrusions)
Will fall off one's head, a simple conclusion (it's a very simple conclusion)
But it's spread around, a gross constant now, stop it
Clean out (come on, jerk, clean 'em out for me)
Clean out (clean out for me)

Hah, all your hairs
That you shed makes me mad, it's true
All your hairs
Make me pissed, just want to shave you

Know that it's not (aaah!) from my head, that's just nuts (that's just nuts)
On my head ain't even a tuft (ain't even a tuft)
Don't conceal the fact that I'm bald (that I'm bald)
And these are long hairs, I'm afraid so (they're long hairs, afraid so)
Not the short hair sort, you dope, stop it
Clean out (come on, jerk, clean out for me)
Clean out (clean out for me)

Hah, all your hairs
Twist 'round my toes, it's true
Yes, all your hairs
Looks awful and I blame you

All your hairs
No doubt they come from you
All your hairs
Make me see red, it's true

Back when I had hair upon my head (on my head)
I knew it fell out, felt it? No way (no damn way)
But even then, when hairs were found (hairs were found)
I made sure to pick them off the ground (I picked them off the ground)
The mess I was leavin' was a problem I solved on my own, I stopped it
Clean out (come on, jerk, clean out for me)
Clean out, especially the shower

All your hairs
Are down there, strangling my feet
Yes, all your hairs
In a clump, look real spider-y
All your hairs look filthy