Shows in ev'ry scene, suitable? Ain't so
And no-one thinks so, how was this okay?
This character's nasty, yet you cast Jim Carrey? Geez
Always such a nutter
Oh, now each scene, he's right there writhin'
It's funny but I still find it
An insult to those who tried to get right
The makeup on his face, the costume, what a pain
It makes me wanna find the cast man, face-to-face talk

When you go and make a film, make sure each part
Is given to suitable actors, not that hard
Just use your friggin' brain a bit, don't follow when it farts
That part isn't suitable, that star isn't suitable
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
And no, this ain't blind hate on it, I watched it, you failed hard
That part isn't suitable, that star isn't suitable

Got no need to see a bad cast job, please (no, please, no, please)
Research the role, find someone good for it, don't think:
"Need to get paid and star power is ev'rything
Who cares if we kill the drama (drama, drama)
By castin' the ninety-odd-pounder?" She ain't a waif
Can't you see (see) you've botched it? Anyone who's dragged to watch it
Will buy that her tiny figure can thwart shit, oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm not sayin' girls are worthless, I just can't believe her
As a warrior when her figure is lithe, not buyin' it

If you hope to make a film that's not a farce
Keep the castin' suitable to each and all parts
Or else the 'net will hate on it and tank your income hard
That part isn't suitable, that star isn't suitable
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Rest of the film, not hatin' it, but on the bad, I'm harsh
That part isn't suitable, that star isn't suitable

Don't be a fool, need good tools for the parts (don't be a fool, need good tools for the parts)
People won't line up to buy your tickets (people won't line up to buy your tickets)
An award pile? I won't lie, will be hard (an award pile? I won't lie, will be hard)
Oh, unsuitable, oh, unsuitable

Script may glow, effects are perfect, score is art
But actors unsuitable ruin all those parts
So distractin', it makes the film look much worse, will fail hard
That part isn't suitable, that star isn't suitable
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
A chance my mind will change a bit once it's watched? A slim farce
That part isn't suitable, that star isn't suitable