Hey @AmIRight, who likes micro-blogging?

#wutwut #wut #wut
#wutwut #wut #wut
#wutwut #wut #wut
#wutwut #wut #wut
#wutwut #wut #wut (#duhba)
#wutwut #wut #wut (#bada #bada #badaduhba)
#wutwut #wut #wut (#bada #bada #badaduhba)
#bada #bada #badaduhba (OH!)
#bada #bada #badaduhba
#bada #bada #badaduhba (OH!)
#bada #bada #badaduhba
#bada #bada #badaduhba

I'm gonna hash some tags
Only one hundred and forty characters
I-I-I'm postin' ev'ry random thought up
Up on Twitter-dot-com

Ooh, let's see what we've got inside the "Compose New Tweet" box
My feed is pumpin', holy shit, 'cause I #tweetlots
Ev'ry second, some new #crap from me
Like "who doesn't like @GordonRamsay #donkey"
Typin' in rapidly, no capital letters, geez
No time for it, new trend #WhatToDoWithASpleen
Must add somethin' to it, before it's #history
I could lose followers, if I don't make a tweet
#Missssssssed...oh shit, now there's twenty new trends!
Typin', watchin' and followin', in this one #website, I'm wallowin'
Tweetin' 'bout things I'm #borrowin', no intention of returnin'
Try to be funny, always, man, I am postin' each second and
I'm feelin' runny, ev'rything's just flowin', #onlinejargon, shit
Maybe I should stop a while, #takeabreak and sit a while
But my #feed, I must watch it, online drama's goin' down (#sotrue)
And I must tweet 'bout my new #swimflippers
And if #trolls make a #racket, who's gonna stop 'em?
My tweetin' breaks my #keyboard, tweet 'bout the broken #keyboard
I'm a #retweet magnet, nothin' else I'm good for
#YOLO, #YOLO, won't tweet that, no way, bro
Cause I got some #standards for my tweet game, you know
I just ate some #badwings, tweetin' they're #sogross
My followers would be like "shoulda went to #Nando's"

I'm gonna hash my tags
There's not a lot of usable characters
I-I-I'm postin' ev'ry single thought up
Up on Twitter-dot-com
I'm gonna hash my tags
Gotta be efficient in my characters
I-I-I'm postin' ev'ry friggin' thought up
Up on Twitter-dot-com

I don't know 'bout any other #style of bloggin'
Can't be #arsed learnin' 'bout 'em, so please stop askin'
I'm tweetin', must tweet 'bout how the #airport lost my luggage
All #hashtagged, then I'll press the #post button
Just a sec, man, I gotta update my #Twibbon
What's that? Picture on my picture #inception
It's for a good #cause, social justice for the win, win
I'm not, I'm not only jumpin' on the #bandwagon-gon
Retweetin' that #funny tweet 'cause it's so #punny
And plus it also involves #zombies, yes, I'm such an #awesome micro-blogger
Too busy tweetin' to be sign up to #Reddit or #Tumblr
I've still got #Twitpic so I can be a photo-blogger
Tweeps be like "oh, please retweet my new #website"
I'm like "Yo, never too #busy for a retweet"
Limit to retweetin', though I #doubt that I'll be hittin'
What's the max number for retweets? I ask my #followers, oh shit
The #responses keep flowin', holy shit
That's why I'm in this whole Twitter #shindig
The feed #overflows
And seein' so many people #cometogether for one cause, it feels #awesome, bro
Tweet game, half the country's talkin' 'bout the #pope
Say that I'm wastin' my #time? I already know
I'm not #stupid, bro
Twitpic...adding #tags...yeah-ha-ha

I'm gonna hash some tags
With the minimal number of characters
I-I-I'm postin' ev'ry bloody thought up
Up on Twitter-dot-com

If what needs to be #told
Can't #fit in 1-4-0
There is #TwitLonger, bro
Those who #tweetlots need that, yo
My tweet #count always grows (damn right)
I got #Flash fingers, bro (gotta add tags)
Each second, ten #new posts (brand new posts)
Cause I #tweetlots, don't you know (must post)

I'm gonna hash my tags
Stick to the hundred and forty characters
I-I-I'm postin' ev'ry feckin' thought up
Up on Twitter-dot-com

Could you #retweet this post?