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Song Parodies -> "Chosen One"

Original Song Title:

"Black Hole Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:

"Chosen One"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Being the chosen one of legend may not always be all it's cracked up to be. Like this dude. Enjoy!
They said I will dispose
The Dark Master Oderose
But I say this is lame
It takes up all of my days
Wake up at dawn again
Got more training for my que-uest
Go away, want to sleep
Sick of stabbing dummy heads

Chosen one, this life sucks
No free time to just play
No such lu-uck must become
Chosen o-one, chosen one

Friends? Zero, I have had
Never allowed a girlfriend
Or a boyfriend to that end
Never know if I swing that way
Distractions, nada for me
Cause of my great destiny-y
What if it's meant that way
If naught can stop my place in lore?

Chosen one, lonely one
The pressure is a drain
Cannot lo-ove, cannot hug
Damn, this su-ucks

Chosen one, this life su-ucks
Following ancient ways
This ain't fu-un, wish this was
Total bu-unk (chosen one, chosen one)
Cause it su-ucks (chosen one, chosen one)
My life su-ucks (chosen one, chosen one)
Can't do mu-uch (chosen one, chosen one)

It's only been a year
Since the prophecy came clea-ear

Chosen one, named as such
All I can do is train
Til the o-one day, it comes
I'll move o-on

Chosen one, I'll move on
The bad guy will be slain
Home I'll co-ome, caked in blood
'Twill be do-one (chosen one, chosen one)
I'll be do-one (chosen one, chosen one)
I'll move o-on (chosen one, chosen one)
Have some fu-un (chosen one, chosen one)
Drink some ru-u-u-u-um (chosen one, chosen one)
Date and su-uch (chosen one, chosen one)
Unbeco-ome
Chosen o-one

He my be kinda emo, but one thing's for sure: he will not be stopped by a tiny net!

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