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Song Parodies -> "Milk Crate"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Milk Crate"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Just a little song extolling one of the best storage containers one can get: the burlap sack! Wait, hang on...
My milk crate holds all that I won't discard
And I'm like, you should go get yours
Damn right, you should go get yours
I would lend you mine but it's used lots
My milk crate holds all my folders of cards
And I'm like, you should go get yours
Damn right, you should go get yours
I would lend you mine but it's used tons

I know you want it
Cause it's so handy
No matter what crap we've got
I think you'll find
It's packed in tight
Won't break in time
La-la, la-la, la
Cardboard box?
La-la, la-la, la
Doomed to be breakin'
La-la, la-la, la
Plastic box?
La-la, la-la, la
No standard shapin'

My milk crate holds all my screws and crowbars
And I'm like, you should go get yours
Damn right, you should go get yours
I can't lend you mine, still got my stuff
My milk crate holds my still-boxed Figuarts
And I'm like, you should go get yours
Damn right, you should go get yours
I can't lend you mine, too full of stuff

Yes, I'm standin' on it
Looks weird, I indeed need
A boost to reach these toys
A solid rock
Just know: just use one
A stack ain't smart
La-la, la-la, la
Reachin' up?
La-la, la-la, la
Your arms are strainin'?
La-la, la-la, la
Flip that box
La-la, la-la, la
High stuff attainin'

My milk crate holds my weight, I'm full o' lard
And I'm like, you should go get yours
Damn right, you should go get yours
Look around, dude, findin' one's not hard
My milk crate holds me and what's in my arms
And I'm like, you should go get yours
Damn right, you should go get yours
Look around, dude, lots around these parts

Oh, ev'rything, it holds
The best part's still on the way, though:
Carryin' ain't that hard
Most are a pain, afraid so
Handles built into it
On all four sides, best bit
So however your shit
Is stacked, you can hold it
La-la, la-la, la
Heft it up
La-la, la-la, la
No more arm strainin'
La-la, la-la, la
The best one
La-la, la-la, la
No more debatin'

My milk crate holds my Xbox's spare parts
And I'm like, you should go get yours
Damn right, you should go get yours
I would lend you mine but it's used tons
My milk crate holds all that I won't discard
And I'm like, you should go get yours
Damn right, you should go get yours
I would lend you mine but it's used lots

Has anyone definitively worked what the Kelis' milkshake was supposed to be? Was it her hips? Her general shape? Her...milk crates? Nobody knows. Nobody really cares, cause this song is equal parts annoying and surprisingly-badly-produced-for-The-Neptunes.

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