-> "Manly Man"
Original Song Title:
"Candyman"
Original Performer:
Zedd ft. Aloe Blacc
Parody Song Title:
"Manly Man"
The Lyrics
Big show of bravado
"All those wimps, I'll cream"
Gonna show his power to the world and then they'll see
The one way they can feel good
Will he show 'em who's right?
Efforts down the drain
Because despite all the preening postures that he did
The non-assholes still feel good
Now he's at a great low
His unspoken cry
He did what he should
Oh yeah-eah-eah-eah
Did all that he should
Oh yeah-eah-eah-eah
Did the work he should (hey)
Oh yeah-eah-eah-eah
Said the words he should
Oh yeah-eah-eah-eah
Caused the hurt he should
His lip never quivered
Nor did he puss out once
Showed off all his muscles while breaking all of their stuff
Cause that's the way he feels good
He did not see envy
In those weak loser's eyes
All their eyes were rolling as his sweet pecs bounced in time
He thinks "How can they feel good?
All those broads should be mine"
He's yet to connect the dots
He did what he should
Oh yeah-eah-eah-eah
All the things he should
Oh yeah-eah-eah-eah
Worked out like he should (hey)
Oh yeah-eah-eah-eah
No feels like he should
Oh yeah-eah-eah-eah
Hurled the slights he should
Hey
The manly man can't work out why he gets rebuffed
Absorbed the lies too good
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