Hey, this all seems, all seems cheaper
I thought this would be fancier, I thought this would be fancier

This place is a dump
Guess that online ad was bunk
I don't think I can say I'm the first to be tricked
Full of liars, the web is, but
It's no harsh judgement
When the wallpaper has cracked
And the tables are slathered
With wine and tomato sauce, wish the lights were more dim

The stupid ad had promised
"Great atmosphere", such lies, cause
When I want a bite to eat
Don't wanna have to pick it
From a menu not dry, yuck
Just got here, but now I'll leave

Made a choice here, man, I'll leave
Cause this just seems, just seems cheaper
I thought this would be fancier, I thought this would be fancier

One more fixture falls
While you try to quell my thoughts
"Think the state of the food must be as bad as well
So it's not worth it, peace, goodbye"
I admit, I paused
When you begged for me to stay
But a noise from the kitchen, the chef screamed "OH SHIT!"
And my vision was filled with flames

I've been here for a minute
And I've smacked twenty flies, but
Who could count the ones with speed?
Don't treat me like a dipshit
I know ads tend to lie, but
This one takes the cake, I'll leave

You won't change my mind, I'll leave
Because this seems, this seems cheaper
I thought this would be fancier, I thought this would be fancier

So I'll go, I'll go
I will go, go, go
So I'll go, I'll go
I will go, go, go

Asshole, this seems, this seems cheaper
I thought this would be fancier, I thought this would be fancier
Won't risk the chance that I'll like this
I wanted something fancier, I'd planned for something fancier

Expected sparkly finish (lovely, varnished finish)
And tablecloths so white, but
I don't see one at all, geez
In fact, give me a minute (metaphor-type minute)
Got the ad on my iPhone
Gonna show you 'fore I leave

Won't eat here, no, I'll just leave
Cause this all seems, all seems cheaper
I thought this would be fancier, I thought this would be fancier

So I'll go, I'll go
I will go, go, go